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Sometimes, the most effective way to communicate your current mood is through a bold, unapologetic statement that leaves zero room for interpretation.

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$4.99 Original price was: $4.99.$3.49Current price is: $3.49.

Eat A Bag Of Dicks Sticker

Sometimes, the most effective way to communicate your current mood is through a bold, unapologetic statement that leaves zero room for interpretation. This large-format vinyl sticker from Wood Rocket delivers exactly that kind of snarky energy. Whether you are feeling particularly sassy or simply want to add a touch of irreverent humor to your belongings, this sticker serves as a high-impact visual cue for anyone passing by. It is designed for those who appreciate a bit of wit and aren’t afraid to let their personal items do the talking.

Key Features

  • Large-sized design for maximum visibility and impact
  • Durable vinyl construction for long-lasting wear
  • Waterproof surface to withstand various environments
  • High-quality adhesive backing for secure placement
  • Generous dimensions: 4″H x 3″L x.1″W
  • Versatile application for personalizing your space

Adding a bit of personality to your gear is easy, but keeping your items looking sharp requires a little bit of mindfulness. Because this sticker features a high-quality adhesive, it is meant to stay put. When applying it to a new surface, ensure the area is clean and dry. Much like how we emphasize the importance of cleaning toys immediately after use to prevent the buildup of bacteria or unpleasant odors, maintaining a clean surface for your stickers ensures the adhesive bonds effectively and stays free from dust or debris that can make things “sticky” in an undesirable way. A clean application prevents that unsightly buildup that can happen over time.

Since this is a waterproof vinyl product, it is incredibly versatile for decorating items that might encounter moisture. You can confidently place it on water bottles, laptops, or even items that might see a bit of humidity. However, while the vinyl itself is hardy, always treat your belongings with care to ensure longevity. Just as you would store high-quality intimate accessories carefully to avoid damage or the spread of bacteria, treating your personalized items with respect helps prevent peeling or edge lifting. If you find yourself applying this to surfaces that frequently encounter heavy use, a quick wipe with a damp cloth can help keep the graphic looking crisp and vibrant.

Whether you are looking to spice up your tech, your gym gear, or your home office, this sticker provides a quick and easy way to showcase your unique attitude. It is a small addition to your collection that makes a massive statement. Find your next favorite novelty and more cheeky accessories when you shop the full collection at Phareros.com.

Weight 0.020000 lbs
Dimensions 3.625 × 0.2 × 4.125 in
Pa Rechargeable

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I keep my sticker looking its best?

For best results, ensure the surface is clean and dry before application. If the sticker is on a high-use item, a quick wipe with a damp cloth can help keep the graphic looking crisp and vibrant.

Is this sticker waterproof?

Yes, this product is made from waterproof vinyl, making it incredibly versatile for decorating items that might encounter moisture, such as water bottles or laptops.

What materials is the sticker made from?

The sticker is constructed from durable vinyl material and features a high-quality adhesive backing.

Can I place this sticker on different types of items?

Because it is waterproof, you can confidently place it on items that might see a bit of humidity, such as water bottles, laptops, or even gear in your home office.

Brand

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket makes the raunchy, funny side of adult gifting — a lineup built around adult coloring books, novelty playing cards, enamel pins, keychains, and gag air fresheners rather than toys. The coloring books lean hard into explicit, tongue-in-cheek themes (oral sex, anal sex, porn parody, MILF and gay/lesbian-focused designs, plus general filthy-humor pages), pairing X-rated subject matter with a genuinely playful, doodle-book format. Nude and classic porn playing card decks, offensive crayon packs, and a Kama Sutra activity book round out the "adult game night" side of the catalog, while pins and keychains carry blunt, profanity-laced one-liners for anyone who wants their accessories to say exactly what they're thinking. It's novelty-first, comedy-driven merchandise — bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and adults who want something crude and funny to laugh over, not a discreet pleasure-product line. If you're shopping for a wink-and-a-smirk gift rather than a toy, this is that aisle.

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Specifications

Country of OriginChina
PackagingCard
GTIN / UPC785571088212
Body SafeNot Body Safe
MaterialAdhesive

Product Size: 4"H x 3"L x .1"W Material: Vinyl

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