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Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan

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Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan
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A bit of irreverent humor can turn even the most mundane moment into a laugh, and this Wood Rocket enamel keychain is designed to do exactly that.

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Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$13.00 Original price was: $13.00.$9.10Current price is: $9.10.

Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain Tan

A bit of irreverent humor can turn even the most mundane moment into a laugh, and this Wood Rocket enamel keychain is designed to do exactly that. Whether you are digging through your pockets for your car keys or tidying up your bag, this accessory serves as a cheeky reminder of your unapologetic personality. It captures that perfect middle ground of being just the right amount of dirty to display in public while still remaining a fun, wearable novelty. It is a small, punchy statement piece that adds a wink and a nod to your everyday carry.

Key Features

  • Crafted from durable, high-quality metal for long-lasting wear.
  • Features a smooth, tan-colored finish that complements any aesthetic.
  • Enamel detailing provides a clean, vibrant look.
  • Compact size makes it an ideal addition to any key ring or lanyard.
  • Sturdy construction ensures it can handle the rigors of being tossed in pockets or bags.
  • Perfectly weighted to feel substantial in your hand.

When it comes to maintaining your accessories, simplicity is your best friend. Since this keychain is made from sturdy metal, it is built to withstand the daily hustle of life. To keep the tan enamel looking fresh and vibrant, avoid storing it with heavy, abrasive objects that might scratch the surface. A quick wipe with a soft, dry cloth is all you need to remove fingerprints or dust. Unlike some more delicate items that require specialized cleaning, this metal piece is low-maintenance, making it a reliable companion for your keys, backpack, or even as a decorative charm on a much larger collection of novelties.

Novelty items like this one make for fantastic, unexpected gifts. If you have a friend who appreciates low-brow humor or loves collecting quirky, “adult” trinkets, this is a thoughtful way to show you know their sense of style. It fits right in alongside other cheeky accessories, acting as a conversation starter that is much more memorable than standard stationery or basic keyrings. Because it is small and easy to carry, you can tuck it away in a pocket or clip it to a bag without it feeling bulky or intrusive.

Embrace the fun and add a touch of sarcasm to your daily routine. Browse our full collection of hilarious and irreverent accessories at Phareros.com.

Weight0.070000 lbs
Dimensions3.125 × 0.35 × 6.125 in
UPC

785571086737

Gender

Unisex

Manufacturer

Wood rocket llc

Product Type

Novelties

Packaging

Bag

Product Function 3

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is this keychain made from?

This fun accessory is crafted from durable, high-quality metal and features a smooth, tan-colored finish.

How do I keep the tan enamel looking its best?

Since it's made from sturdy metal, it's low-maintenance; just a quick wipe with a soft, dry cloth is enough to remove dust or fingerprints.

How big is this keychain, and what can I attach it to?

It has a compact size, making it an ideal addition to any key ring or lanyard, and it's small enough to tuck away in a pocket without feeling bulky.

Is this a good gift idea?

Novelty items like this make for fantastic, unexpected gifts, especially for a friend who appreciates low-brow humor or collects quirky trinkets.

Brand

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket makes the raunchy, funny side of adult gifting — a lineup built around adult coloring books, novelty playing cards, enamel pins, keychains, and gag air fresheners rather than toys. The coloring books lean hard into explicit, tongue-in-cheek themes (oral sex, anal sex, porn parody, MILF and gay/lesbian-focused designs, plus general filthy-humor pages), pairing X-rated subject matter with a genuinely playful, doodle-book format. Nude and classic porn playing card decks, offensive crayon packs, and a Kama Sutra activity book round out the "adult game night" side of the catalog, while pins and keychains carry blunt, profanity-laced one-liners for anyone who wants their accessories to say exactly what they're thinking. It's novelty-first, comedy-driven merchandise — bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and adults who want something crude and funny to laugh over, not a discreet pleasure-product line. If you're shopping for a wink-and-a-smirk gift rather than a toy, this is that aisle.

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PackagingBag
GTIN / UPC785571086737
Body SafeNot Body Safe
MaterialMetal

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