Things to Wear

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Shop Things to Wear with 24 live products at Phareros. Typical pricing in this section: $3.50 to $10.15. Use filters for Body Safe, Material, and Brand to narrow quickly.

Step into a world of playful self-expression with Phareros’ Things to Wear collection — a carefully curated range of wearable pieces designed to help you look and feel exactly how you want. From intimate apparel and costume-ready garments to bold statement accessories, every piece is chosen to complement a wide range of styles and body types.

Things to Wear Buying Guide

Use quick filters for budget, body-safe materials, and shipping speed, then compare your top 2 to 3 picks before checkout.

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ProductBody SafeMaterialPriceStock
Blow Job Party BibTop supplier rankNoPlastic Original price was: $7.00.Current price is: $4.90.In stockView
Boob Inspector BadgeTop supplier rankNoPlastic Original price was: $6.00.Current price is: $4.20.In stockView
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the DarkTop supplier rankNoVinyl Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $3.50.In stockView
Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Fuck You Asshole Pin – GreyPopular pickNo— Original price was: $10.00.Current price is: $7.00.In stockView
Shots Sexy Socks Dirty Mind – MalePopular pickNoCotton Original price was: $11.90.Current price is: $8.33.In stockView
Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Eat a Bag of Dicks Pin – Multi ColorPopular pickNo— Original price was: $10.00.Current price is: $7.00.In stockView

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Common questions

How much do things to wear cost?
Across the 19 currently in stock, prices run from $3.50 to $10.15, with a median of about $7.00. Shipping is free on US orders over $49.
What are things to wear usually made of?
Of the things to wear we have classified, the most common materials are Cotton (38%), Metal (23%), Plastic (15%), Rubber (8%), Vinyl (8%). About 15% are porous materials such as PVC, TPE or rubber. Porous materials cannot be fully sterilised, so they suit trying a shape rather than long-term use, and we say so on the product page rather than hiding it.
How do you rate things to wear for body safety?
We score every product 0-100 on what it is actually made of, its brand track record and real demand. 19 of these things to wear carry a score, and the median is 53/100. The score is published even when it is unflattering — see how we score at /phareros-score/.
How many brands of things to wear do you carry?
We currently stock 19 things to wear from 8 different brands, so the range spans budget novelties through to body-safe heirloom pieces.
Are things to wear shipped discreetly?
Yes. Everything ships in plain packaging with nothing on the outside indicating what is inside, and the billing descriptor is discreet too.