Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

Coloring has never been quite this inappropriate. From the creative minds behind the legendary Offensive Crayons comes a fresh batch of much-needed mischief. These aren’t your childhood classroom supplies; these are vibrant, irreverent, and unapologetically crude tools designed to bring a smirk to your face. Whether you are looking to stir up some trouble during a bachelorette party or simply want to add a bit of dark humor to your solo downtime, these packs deliver a punch of personality that stays far away from the “polite” side of art supplies.

Key Features

• Contains 24 uniquely named crayons per pack
• Featuring a wide, multi-color spectrum of shades
• Each crayon boasts a hilariously dirty and irreverent name
• Packaged in funny and sexy themed boxes
• Includes provocative shades like Insufferable Vegan Green and Victim Blame Blue
• Perfectly sized for use with Wood Rocket Adult Coloring Books
• Made in China

Using these crayons is all about embracing the texture and the joke. Much like high-quality wax-based materials, these sticks are designed to be smooth and pigmented, allowing you to fill in the more scandalous details of your coloring books with ease. Because these crayons feature a higher concentration of pigment and wax, the color payoff is rich and thick. To get the best results when coloring intricate patterns, apply steady pressure to ensure the waxy material glides across the page without skipping, helping you bring those “naughty” illustrations to life with vibrant, saturated tones.

When it comes to maintaining your collection, treat them with the same care you would any fine art medium. Keep them in a cool, dry place to ensure the wax remains at its optimum texture; extreme heat can cause the sticks to soften or lose their shape, while excessive cold might make them too brittle for fine detail work. If you find yourself using them alongside other Wood Rocket products, like their adult coloring books, you’ll find they pair together seamlessly to create a complete, cheeky experience. They also make an incredible gift for the person in your life who has a dark sense of humor and appreciates a bit of edge in their novelty collection.

Add a splash of sarcasm to your creative toolkit and grab a pack of these cheeky delights. Browse our full collection of hilarious novelties and adult fun at Phareros.com.