Wetter Better Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
A heartfelt message deserves a little extra vibration. Naughty Kards has reimagined the traditional greeting card by blending sentimental sentiment with a cheeky, tactile surprise that is sure to spark laughter and intimacy. This isn’t a card you simply tuck into a drawer; it is an interactive experience designed for those special moments when a standard “thinking of you” just won’t do. Whether you are celebrating a Valentine’s Day romance or looking for the ultimate bachelorette party prank, this set brings a playful, physical element to your gift-giving repertoire.
Key Features
- Complete interactive set featuring an A2 sized card (4.25″ x 5.5″) and matching envelope
- Integrated Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator attached directly to the card for easy access
- Includes Fresh Vibes Towelettes for quick, convenient cleanup after play
- Powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries for consistent, buzzy performance
- Convenient hanging plastic packaging, perfect for retail display or easy gifting
- Detailed informational instructions included to guide your use
- Patent-pending design ensures a unique, high-quality novelty experience
When it comes to using your new favorite novelty, versatility is key. The attached bullet vibrator is compact enough to slip into a purse or bedside drawer, making it a discreet companion for a quick moment of stress relief. For external stimulation, simply find a comfortable position and let the steady hum do the work. Because this device is small and portable, it is an ideal accessory for a night out or a spontaneous moment of self-care. To keep your experience seamless, we recommend always following the provided instructional guide to ensure you get the most out of every buzz.
Maintaining your accessories is just as important as the play itself. To keep your vibrator in top shape, use the included Fresh Vibes Towelettes for a quick wipe-down after use. These wipes are formulated with a gentle blend of ingredients, including Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, and Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, to provide a refreshing clean without harshness. If you find yourself needing a deeper clean, a damp washcloth is a reliable way to maintain hygiene. Always remember to check your batteries periodically; the device operates on three LR44 AG13 batteries, so having spares on hand ensures the fun never has to stop unexpectedly.
Whether you are planning a wild bachelorette weekend or a romantic Valentine’s surprise, this kit provides the perfect blend of wit and sensation. It is a thoughtful, cheeky way to show someone you care about their pleasure as much as their happiness. Discover more playful surprises and elevate your intimate collection by shopping the full selection at Phareros.com.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How do I keep the vibrator clean after use?
To keep your vibrator in top shape, use the included Fresh Vibes Towelettes for a quick wipe-down after use. For a deeper clean, a damp washcloth is a reliable way to maintain hygiene.
What is this set best for—a gift or just for fun?
This set is perfect for gift-giving, whether you are celebrating a Valentine's Day romance or looking for the ultimate bachelorette party prank. It brings a playful, physical element to your gift-giving repertoire.
What do I need to make sure the vibrator works?
The device operates on three LR44 AG13 batteries, so having spares on hand ensures the fun never has to stop unexpectedly. The set is powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries for consistent, buzzy performance.
Is this discreet enough to take out?
The attached bullet vibrator is compact enough to slip into a purse or bedside drawer, making it a discreet companion for a quick moment of stress relief.
Brand
Kush Kards
Kush Kards blends cannabis culture with adult humor into a lineup of naughty greeting cards, stickers, and gift wrap made for anyone who wants their celebrations a little bolder. The range covers birthdays, holidays, and everyday occasions with cheeky titles like Birthday Sex, Blow Me Birthday, Roll Me a Blunt, and It's 420 Somewhere, plus sticker packs, gift bags, and wrapping paper carrying the same irreverent, stoner-meets-spicy tone. Some cards even pair the joke with a small bonus, like a mini vibrator tucked into the envelope. These are gifting products first — meant to make someone laugh when they open a card or unwrap a present, not intimate items in their own right. Kush Kards is the go-to pick when a standard greeting card just won't cut it and the moment calls for something funnier, edgier, and a little more 420-friendly.
Naughty Kards
Naughty Kards, from Kush Kards, turns the greeting card aisle into something a lot more fun. Each card pairs a bold, cheeky message — think "Spice It Up," "Good Vibes Only," or "Wetter Better" — with a genuine gift built right in: a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes tucked inside the card itself. It's a card and a present in one envelope, made for birthdays, anniversaries, bachelorette parties, or just because.Naughty Kards is the easy way to give someone a laugh and a little something extra without a separate gift to wrap. The humor is playful rather than crude, and the included vibrator and towelettes are ready to use right out of the package. Ships discreetly, so the surprise stays exactly where it belongs — between you and the person opening it.
Ingredients
Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16, Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauroamphodiacetate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Thymol,Phenoxyethanol,DMDM Hydantoin, Triethanolamine.
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