Think Less Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
A heartfelt message becomes an unforgettable experience when it arrives with a little extra buzz. Naughty Kards has reimagined the traditional greeting card by blending sentimental sentiment with a cheeky, tactile surprise. This isn’t just a card to be read; it is a complete sensory kit designed for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or any occasion where you want to stir up some mischief. Featuring the playful “Think Less, Vibe More” message, this set delivers a delightful wink to your recipient, ensuring your well-wishes are felt long after the envelope is opened.
Key Features
- Includes a Rock Candy Sex Toy bullet vibrator attached directly to the card
- Comes with Fresh Vibes Towelettes for easy, post-play cleanup
- Compact A2 size (4.25″ x 5.5″) with an included envelope
- Conveniently packaged in hanging plastic for easy display
- Powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries for immediate use
- Includes clear, informational instructions on use
- Thoughtfully designed for bachelorette festivities and adult celebrations
When it comes to using your new Rock Candy vibrator, the possibilities for fun are quite vast. Because of its discreet bullet shape, this toy is perfect for “incognito” play. You can use it for targeted external stimulation, or if you are feeling adventurous, it can be tucked into much more complex setups. For those exploring shared intimacy, small vibrators like this can even be integrated into wearable accessories or positioned during penetration to provide extra clitoral or G-spot stimulation. The goal is to find the rhythm that works for you, whether you are solo or with a partner.
Maintaining your toys and keeping things hygienic is essential for a great experience. We have included Fresh Vibes Towelettes to ensure you can clean up easily and maintain freshness. These wipes are formulated with a blend of soothing ingredients like Chamomile (Matricaria Recutita) flower extract and Thymol to keep things pleasant. When cleaning any part of your kit, always follow the provided instructions. Since the vibrator relies on LR44 AG13 batteries, ensure the battery compartment remains dry during cleaning to preserve the device’s longevity.
Whether you are celebrating a bride-to-be or just want to send a naughty nudge to a friend, this kit provides the perfect balance of wit and whimsy. It is a wonderful way to encourage your recipient to let go of stress and embrace the fun. Find your next favorite way to celebrate at Phareros.com.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Is this suitable for bachelorette parties or showers?
Yes, it is thoughtfully designed for bachelorette festivities and adult celebrations, making it perfect for stirring up mischief at showers.
How do I keep the vibrator clean after use?
You can use the included Fresh Vibes Towelettes, which are formulated with soothing ingredients like Chamomile (Matricaria Recutita) flower extract to keep things pleasant.
What do I need to make this kit work right away?
The kit is powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries, which are included for immediate use.
What are the best ways to use the vibrator?
Because of its discreet bullet shape, the vibrator is perfect for targeted external stimulation, or it can be integrated into more complex setups for shared intimacy.
Brand
Kush Kards
Kush Kards blends cannabis culture with adult humor into a lineup of naughty greeting cards, stickers, and gift wrap made for anyone who wants their celebrations a little bolder. The range covers birthdays, holidays, and everyday occasions with cheeky titles like Birthday Sex, Blow Me Birthday, Roll Me a Blunt, and It's 420 Somewhere, plus sticker packs, gift bags, and wrapping paper carrying the same irreverent, stoner-meets-spicy tone. Some cards even pair the joke with a small bonus, like a mini vibrator tucked into the envelope. These are gifting products first — meant to make someone laugh when they open a card or unwrap a present, not intimate items in their own right. Kush Kards is the go-to pick when a standard greeting card just won't cut it and the moment calls for something funnier, edgier, and a little more 420-friendly.
Naughty Kards
Naughty Kards, from Kush Kards, turns the greeting card aisle into something a lot more fun. Each card pairs a bold, cheeky message — think "Spice It Up," "Good Vibes Only," or "Wetter Better" — with a genuine gift built right in: a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes tucked inside the card itself. It's a card and a present in one envelope, made for birthdays, anniversaries, bachelorette parties, or just because.Naughty Kards is the easy way to give someone a laugh and a little something extra without a separate gift to wrap. The humor is playful rather than crude, and the included vibrator and towelettes are ready to use right out of the package. Ships discreetly, so the surprise stays exactly where it belongs — between you and the person opening it.
Ingredients
Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16, Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauramphodiaceate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Charmomilla, Recutita(Matricanria) Flower Extract, Thymol, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantion,Triethanolamine
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