Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
A heartfelt message deserves more than just a signature; it deserves a little extra vibration. Naughty Kards has reimagined the traditional greeting card by blending witty sentiment with a surprising physical surprise. This isn’t your standard stationery. Tucked within this A2-sized card is a delightful “Rock Candy” bullet-style vibrator, paired with a Fresh Vibes wipe to ensure everything stays pristine and ready for action. Whether you are celebrating a bachelorette party or sending a cheeky note to a partner, this set ensures the mood stays high and the vibes stay strictly positive.
Key Features
- Playful “Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe” card message
- Compact A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) card format with matching envelope
- Attached Rock Candy bullet-style vibrator for targeted stimulation
- Included Fresh Vibes wipe for easy post-play cleanup
- Powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries
- Convenient hanging plastic packaging for easy display
- Informational instructions on use included for a seamless experience
The beauty of a small, oblong bullet vibrator lies in its versatility. Because of its discreet size, it is perfect for targeted clitoral stimulation or can even be used as part of a larger sensory experience. If you enjoy “incognito” play, this style of toy is wonderful because it doesn’t draw attention to itself. When using the vibrator, remember that the power comes from three LR44 AG13 batteries. To keep the motor running smoothly and the vibrations consistent, it is a good idea to check the battery strength regularly. Since this is a small, portable device, it is an excellent companion for travel or a spontaneous night in.
Maintaining hygiene is just as important as the play itself. The included Fresh Vibes towelettes are formulated with a blend of soothing ingredients like Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract and Thymol to help you feel refreshed. The wipe contains water, glycerin, and various cleansing agents like Decyl Glucoside and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate to effectively clean the surface of your toy. After your session, use the wipe to gently clean the vibrator, then allow it to air dry completely before storing it in a cool, dry place. This simple step helps prevent buildup and extends the life of your Rock Candy accessory.
This set makes a fantastic addition to any bachelorette party gift bag or a cheeky surprise for a significant other. It brings a sense of humor and a touch of physical excitement to a moment that is usually just about words. If you are looking to add a bit of unexpected fun to your next celebration, browse our full collection of cheeky surprises at Phareros.com.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How do I keep the vibrator clean after use?
After your session, use the included Fresh Vibes towelettes to gently clean the vibrator, then allow it to air dry completely before storing it in a cool, dry place.
What is this set perfect for gifting?
This set makes a fantastic addition to any bachelorette party gift bag or a cheeky surprise for a significant other.
What kind of batteries does the vibrator use?
The vibrator is powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries, and you should check the battery strength regularly to keep the vibrations consistent.
What are the ingredients in the cleanup wipes?
The Fresh Vibes wipe contains water, glycerin, and cleansing agents like Decyl Glucoside and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.
Brand
Kush Kards
Kush Kards blends cannabis culture with adult humor into a lineup of naughty greeting cards, stickers, and gift wrap made for anyone who wants their celebrations a little bolder. The range covers birthdays, holidays, and everyday occasions with cheeky titles like Birthday Sex, Blow Me Birthday, Roll Me a Blunt, and It's 420 Somewhere, plus sticker packs, gift bags, and wrapping paper carrying the same irreverent, stoner-meets-spicy tone. Some cards even pair the joke with a small bonus, like a mini vibrator tucked into the envelope. These are gifting products first — meant to make someone laugh when they open a card or unwrap a present, not intimate items in their own right. Kush Kards is the go-to pick when a standard greeting card just won't cut it and the moment calls for something funnier, edgier, and a little more 420-friendly.
Naughty Kards
Naughty Kards, from Kush Kards, turns the greeting card aisle into something a lot more fun. Each card pairs a bold, cheeky message — think "Spice It Up," "Good Vibes Only," or "Wetter Better" — with a genuine gift built right in: a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes tucked inside the card itself. It's a card and a present in one envelope, made for birthdays, anniversaries, bachelorette parties, or just because.Naughty Kards is the easy way to give someone a laugh and a little something extra without a separate gift to wrap. The humor is playful rather than crude, and the included vibrator and towelettes are ready to use right out of the package. Ships discreetly, so the surprise stays exactly where it belongs — between you and the person opening it.
Ingredients
Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16, Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauramphodiaceate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Charmomilla, Recutita(Matricanria) Flower Extract, Thymol, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantion,Triethanolamine
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