Island dogs

Island dogs

Explore Island dogs at Phareros with 31 live products. Typical pricing in this section: $3.50 to $14.00. Use filters for Body Safe, Material, and Brand to narrow quickly.

Island Dogs is a gag-gift and novelty humor brand, not a toy line — it’s the shelf you go to for the loud, funny, slightly crude stuff that makes a party or a white elephant exchange memorable. Think oversized 22 oz “Attitude Mugs” with blunt, sweary slogans, gag trophies for the “World’s Biggest” titles nobody actually wants, boob-shaped beer pong balls, an inflatable crown of dicks, a “Willy Warmer” hand mitt, and joke items like toilet-paper notepads and screaming novelty toys. A few pieces lean risqué, but the through-line is comedy, not intimacy. It’s built for bachelorette and bachelor parties, white elephant swaps, or anyone who wants to hand someone a genuinely funny, tastelessly hilarious gift. If you’re shopping for a laugh rather than a bedroom upgrade, Island Dogs is the aisle for that.

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ProductBody SafeMaterialPriceStock
Attitude Mug I am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine – YellowTop supplier rankYesCeramic Original price was: $14.00.Current price is: $9.80.In stockView
World’s Biggest Asshole TrophyTop supplier rankNoPlastic Original price was: $10.00.Current price is: $7.00.In stockView
Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass – 22 ozTop supplier rankYesGlass Original price was: $14.00.Current price is: $9.80.In stockView
Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of I’m the Fucking Boss – 22 ozPopular pickYesGlass Original price was: $14.00.Current price is: $9.80.In stockView
Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up – 22 ozPopular pickYesGlass Original price was: $14.00.Current price is: $9.80.In stockView
Attitude Mug Queen of Fucking EverythingPopular pickYesGlass Original price was: $14.00.Current price is: $9.80.Out of stockView

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Common questions

How much do Island dogs products cost?
Across the 23 currently in stock, prices run from $4.90 to $14.00, with a median of about $9.80. Shipping is free on US orders over $49.
What are Island dogs products usually made of?
Of the Island dogs products we have classified, the most common materials are Ceramic (56%), Glass (22%), Plastic (11%), Paper (6%), Rubber (6%). About 6% are porous materials such as PVC, TPE or rubber. Porous materials cannot be fully sterilised, so they suit trying a shape rather than long-term use, and we say so on the product page rather than hiding it.
How do you rate Island dogs products for body safety?
We score every product 0-100 on what it is actually made of, its brand track record and real demand. 23 of these Island dogs products carry a score, and the median is 40/100. The score is published even when it is unflattering — see how we score at /phareros-score/.
Are Island dogs products shipped discreetly?
Yes. Everything ships in plain packaging with nothing on the outside indicating what is inside, and the billing descriptor is discreet too.