Santa’s Secret Sex Positions Cards

Santa’s Secret Sex Positions Cards

Fifty cards, five of them in your hand at a time, and a fantasy that only the two of you get to write. Kheper’s Santa’s Secret Sex Positions Cards turn a quiet night in into a game with real momentum, and the holiday theme gives you a playful excuse to start. Wrap it, tuck it under the tree, or just pull it out of the drawer on a cold evening when you’d like something more inventive than the usual routine.

Key Features

• 50 unique sex position cards, so there is plenty of variety before you ever see a repeat
• Three different ways to play, so the game can fit a flirty mood or a slow, deliberate one
• Build a fantasy from five cards, then act it out together
• Billed by Kheper as offering 100,000 ways to win, thanks to the many possible card combinations
• Game rules included in English, Spanish, German and French
• Made in China
• Holiday-themed, which makes it an easy, cheeky gift for a partner or a couple

The structure is what sets this deck apart from a simple list of positions. Instead of flipping through ideas and wondering where to begin, you play toward something: a sequence of five cards that becomes your own fantasy for the night. That small bit of build-up does a lot of work. Choosing, trading and arranging cards is a kind of foreplay in itself, full of glances, laughter and the pleasant tension of not knowing exactly what you’ll end up with.

A few tips for getting the most out of it. Set the mood before you open the box: dim the lights, put some music on, and put your phones out of reach. Agree on a few ground rules first, such as what is a yes, what is a maybe and how either of you can call a pause. Games like this work best when everyone feels relaxed and free to say “not tonight” to a particular card. You also don’t need to be in a long-term relationship to enjoy a deck like this. Anyone who is comfortable getting closer and a little silly with a partner is a good candidate for playing.

Take your time with the five-card fantasy. Read the cards aloud, tease each other about what’s coming, and enjoy the anticipation before you act anything out. If a position turns out to be more of a stretch than expected, treat it as part of the fun, adjust with a pillow or a change of angle, and carry on. The aim isn’t a perfect performance. It’s keeping things curious, playful and a little unpredictable.

Because the cards are paper-based game pieces, keep them somewhere dry and tidy between rounds, and handle them with clean, dry hands so they stay in good shape for many nights of play. The four-language rulebook is a nice touch too, whether you’re sharing the game with a partner who prefers another language or simply want to try the rules in a different one.

If you want a gift that sparks conversation and gives a couple something to look forward to, Santa’s Secret Sex Positions Cards from Kheper is an easy choice. Find it at Phareros.com and give your next cozy night in a little more mystery.