Christmas Sex Crackers

Christmas Sex Crackers

Two crackers, two people, and a pull on both ends that opens up an evening of playful surprises. Kheper’s Christmas Sex Crackers take the familiar holiday table tradition and give it an adults-only twist: one cracker for him, one for her, each packed with toys, games and position cards to share.

Key Features

• Set of 2 SEX! Crackers: one “For Him” and one “For Her”
• Pull-apart cracker design that opens to reveal a collection of toys, games and cards
• “For Him” cracker includes a cock ring, 3 SEX! Scratch Tickets with winning combinations of sex positions, 3 sex position cards and heart-shaped confetti
• “For Her” cracker includes a mini-bullet vibe, a SEX! die with 6 unique sex positions, 3 sex position cards and heart-shaped confetti
• Assorted colors
• Made in China

The fun starts before anything comes out of the cracker. Pulling it open together is a small moment of anticipation, and the heart-shaped confetti makes it feel like a celebration. Light a few candles, pour something warm, and let each of you open your own cracker or swap and surprise each other. Because the contents differ, there’s a little mystery about what your partner has been handed.

The cards and games are what keep the night moving. Scratch the tickets to reveal a winning combination of positions, then act it out. Roll the die for a position chosen by chance, or flip through the position cards when you want a nudge in a new direction. Nobody has to plan anything or say “what do you want to try?” The game does the suggesting, which takes the pressure off and leaves room for laughing. If you’ve been together a long time, it’s an easy way to shake up routine. If you’re newer to each other, it’s a low-stakes way to talk about what you’re curious about.

A few thoughts on setting the scene. Variety is half the fun, so don’t feel tied to the bedroom. Positions on the cards can be tried wherever you feel comfortable and private, from the sofa to a blanket spread by the tree with the main lights off. Keep a towel and some water nearby, and take the pace you like. Skip any card that doesn’t appeal and move on to the next.

The listing from the manufacturer doesn’t give materials, battery details or lube compatibility for the toys, so check any packaging that comes inside before use and follow the instructions there. As a general rule, wash any toy with mild soap and warm water before and after each use, and let it dry fully before storing it. Keep toys clean and personal, and don’t share them between partners without cleaning them first. Because the crackers are meant to be a surprise, they also make a charming gift to wrap, tuck into a stocking for your partner, or set at their place at the table once the others have gone home.

Ready to make this season a little more fun for two? Add the Christmas Sex Crackers to your cart at Phareros.com and pull one open together.