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Experience a new dimension of intimacy where texture meets unparalleled comfort. While standard lubricants are perfect for mimicking natural moisture, there are moments that demand more substance and a luxurious, pillowy cushion.

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Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O – 2 oz by Fuck Water product image
Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O
$9.83 $29.48Price range: $9.83 through $29.48

Experience a new dimension of intimacy where texture meets unparalleled comfort. While standard lubricants are perfect for mimicking natural moisture, there are moments that demand more substance and a luxurious, pillowy cushion. Fuck Water Thick delivers a substantial, gel-like consistency that is five times thicker than the original formula, providing an extra layer of padding designed to minimize friction and protect your most sensitive areas during intense or prolonged sessions.

Key Features

  • 5x thicker consistency for enhanced cushion and comfort
  • Water-based formula ensures effortless, non-staining cleanup
  • Infused with Vitamin E Acetate to support skin moisture
  • Formulated with plant-source glycerin for a silky, smooth glide
  • pH neutral and fragrance-free to respect your body’s natural balance
  • Completely toy-friendly and safe for all pleasure accessories
  • Compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms
  • Available in 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, and 16 oz sizes
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Whether you are engaging in high-motion play or using larger toys, this viscous formula stays wet longer, reducing the need for frequent reapplication. Its thick, protective barrier is ideal for maintaining a consistent, slick sensation throughout your entire encounter.

Elevate your most private moments with the ultimate in smooth, cushioned luxury. Add it to your collection at Phareros.com.

Weight1.195 lbs
Volume (fl oz): No selection

16 oz, 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz

Brand

Fuck Water

Fuck Water is a personal lubricant line known for its no-nonsense name and long-running presence in the water-based and silicone lube category. The range includes clear and original water-based formulas — in bottles and travel-friendly foil packets — plus a premium silicone option and a separate masturbation cream, giving you a formula suited to different materials, sensations, and durations of play. Water-based versions are toy- and condom-friendly with easy cleanup, while the silicone formula offers longer-lasting glide for extended sessions. It's a straightforward, function-first brand: no elaborate backstory, just reliable lubricant built to perform. Whether you need a bedside staple or a discreet single-use packet for on-the-go moments, Fuck Water covers the essentials of comfortable, friction-free intimacy.

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Specifications

PackagingBottle
Body SafeNot Body Safe

Ingredients

Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide.

Water Based

Water-based lubricants are the most versatile option in any intimate collection — compatible with every toy material, safe with all condom types, easy to clean, and gentle enough for the most sensitive skin. Our Water Based collection spans thin, natural-feeling...

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