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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream – 9.1 oz

Name: Dick Polish Masturbation Cream – 9.1 oz
Brand: Fuck Water
SKU: PB-FWDP9
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✓ Glycerin-free✓ Paraben-free✓ Fragrance-free

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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 9.1 oz

Achieving that perfect, uninterrupted glide requires more than just effort; it requires the right texture. Fuck Water understands that for those dedicated to the art of edging or gooning, the sensation of drying friction is the ultimate mood killer. Dick Polish is an oil-based masturbation cream specially designed for lovers of edging, gooning, or simply for those who take their pleasure seriously. This thick, luxurious cream is engineered to melt upon contact with your body heat, transforming into an ultra-slippery, glossy layer that stays smooth through even the most intense, long-duration solo sessions.

Key Features

Long-Lasting Glide: An oil-based formula designed to prevent drying, ensuring your session remains smooth from start to finish.
Heat-Activated Texture: A thick, decadent cream that melts with your body temperature for a seamless sensation.
Skin-Nourishing Blend: Formulated with a blend of plant oils, waxes, and Vitamin E, including Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract and Tocopherol, to protect and nourish the skin.
Glossy Finish: Provides a beautiful, shiny effect that enhances the visual and tactile experience of solo play.

Because Dick Polish relies on a rich, oil-based foundation-featuring ingredients like Petrolatum, Mineral Oil, and Hydrogenated Soybean Oil-it is important to use it correctly to protect your gear. This cream is intended for solo use only and is not compatible with silicone sex toys, as the oils can degrade the material over time. Additionally, please note that because it is oil-based, it is not compatible with latex or condoms. To keep your cream in peak condition, store the jar at room temperature and ensure the cap is tightly closed after every use to maintain that perfect, thick consistency.

Maximizing your pleasure is all about the setup. While many lubricants are designed for quick friction, the mineral oil and wax components in Dick Polish are built for endurance. Just as friction from steady movement helps warm the oils, applying a bit of pressure can help the cream melt into a silky liquid. Whether you are focusing on skin care or simply seeking a more intense, slippery sensation, this Canadian-made formula provides the heavy-duty lubrication needed for deep, focused sessions. Elevate your solo routine and find your next favorite sensation at Phareros.com.

Weight	0.565000 lbs
Dimensions	3.6 × 3.6 × 2.625 in
Manufacturer	Picture brite
Product Type	Lubricants

Product Tags

For Him, Oil Based

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is this cream safe for all types of sex toys?

No, because Dick Polish is an oil-based formula, it is not compatible with silicone sex toys, as the oils can degrade the material over time.

Can I use this cream with condoms or latex toys?

Please note that since this is an oil-based product, it is not compatible with latex or condoms, so use it only for solo play.

How do I keep the cream at its best consistency?

To maintain its perfect, thick consistency, always store the jar at room temperature and ensure the cap is tightly closed after every use.

What is the best way to activate the glide?

Applying a bit of pressure can help the cream melt into a silky liquid, as friction from steady movement helps warm the oils.

Brand

Fuck Water

Fuck Water is a personal lubricant line known for its no-nonsense name and long-running presence in the water-based and silicone lube category. The range includes clear and original water-based formulas — in bottles and travel-friendly foil packets — plus a premium silicone option and a separate masturbation cream, giving you a formula suited to different materials, sensations, and durations of play. Water-based versions are toy- and condom-friendly with easy cleanup, while the silicone formula offers longer-lasting glide for extended sessions. It's a straightforward, function-first brand: no elaborate backstory, just reliable lubricant built to perform. Whether you need a bedside staple or a discreet single-use packet for on-the-go moments, Fuck Water covers the essentials of comfortable, friction-free intimacy.

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Specifications

Country of Origin	Canada
Packaging	Jar
GTIN / UPC	184755000314
Body Safe	Not Body Safe

Texture: Thick cream that melts with body heat Type: Oil base (not compatible with latex/condoms) Use: Male masturbation Effects: Long-lasting glide, glossy effect Compatibility: Solo use only, not compatible with silicone sex toys Storage: At room temperature, with the cap tightly closed

Ingredients

Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopherol, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.

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