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Laughter is the most important ingredient in any bachelorette party, and these cheeky straws from Shots ensure the mood stays as lively as the guest list.

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$9.00 Original price was: $9.00.$6.30Current price is: $6.30.

Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws

Laughter is the most important ingredient in any bachelorette party, and these cheeky straws from Shots ensure the mood stays as lively as the guest list. Designed for those nights when the celebration involves sucking down one too many delicious cocktails, these straws add a hilarious, irreverent touch to your drinkware. Whether you are planning a wild night out on the town or a cozy, boozy slumber party, these accessories serve as the perfect conversation starter, guaranteed to keep the bride-to-be and her squad giggling between sips.

Key Features

  • Sleek and bold black color to match any party theme
  • Durable polyethylene (PE) construction for reliable use
  • Convenient length of 7.3in (18,5cm)
  • Standard inner diameter of 0.16in (0,4cm) for easy sipping
  • Phthalate-free material for peace of mind
  • Waterproof and splashproof design to handle spilled drinks
  • Compact 0″ x 7.28″ dimensions for easy storage

When planning your festivities, remember that the best party accessories are those that are as easy to clean as they are fun to use. Because these straws are made from high-quality polyethylene, they are inherently waterproof and splashproof, making them ideal for high-energy environments where drinks might occasionally jump out of a glass. To keep your party supplies in top shape, we recommend a simple, thorough cleaning after use. A quick wash with warm, soapy water is usually all it takes to ensure they are ready for the next round of celebrations. Just like you would treat your most delicate intimate accessories with care, treating your party gear with a gentle touch ensures longevity.

Beyond the booze, these straws are incredibly versatile for any themed event. Their striking black aesthetic works beautifully with “Till Death Do Us Part” themes, gothic bachelorette setups, or even a classic black-tie cocktail evening. If you are organizing a larger group, these straws are easy to distribute and even easier to pack into a party kit. Since they are phthalate-free, you can focus entirely on the fun without worrying about unnecessary additives. Pair them with plenty of festive decorations, some fun-sized party favors, and perhaps some refreshing wipes to keep the festivities tidy, and you will have a night to remember.

Make sure your next celebration is stocked with the funniest essentials available. Browse our full collection of hilarious party supplies and bachelorette must-haves at Phareros.com.

Weight0.080000 lbs
Dimensions4.75 × 1.5 × 10.25 in
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MaterialPolyethylene

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What materials are these straws made from, and are they safe?

These straws are made from polyethylene (PE) and are phthalate-free, ensuring peace of mind while you celebrate.

How do I keep these straws in good shape after a fun night?

For best results, we recommend a simple, thorough cleaning after use; a quick wash with warm, soapy water is usually all it takes.

Are these straws durable enough for a wild party night?

Yes, they are designed with a durable polyethylene (PE) construction and are both waterproof and splashproof to handle spilled drinks.

What are the dimensions of the straws?

The convenient length is 7.3in (18,5cm), and they have a standard inner diameter of 0.16in (0,4cm).

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Shots

Shots is a Dutch company based in Beneden-Leeuwen, with its US operation running out of Santa Clarita, California. It's a house of roughly forty own labels rather than a single line, covering toys, bondage, lingerie and furniture, and it handles design and production in-house rather than reselling.

Worth knowing before you buy: because Shots spans so many labels, material quality varies a lot between them — the same badge covers body-safe silicone and cheaper porous plastics. Check the material on the individual listing rather than assuming it carries across the range.

Ranges we carry: Ouch · RealRock · Pumped · Vive · Love Line

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Country of OriginChina
PackagingBag
GTIN / UPC8714273055101
Body SafeBody Safe
MaterialPolyethylene

Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE

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