Little Genie’s “Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards w/ Plastic Case” – because sometimes, you just need to let loose and embrace the chaos. These aren’t your grandma’s deck of cards. Crafted with a durable, waterproof material, these cards are built to withstand the splash, the spill, and the downright ridiculous. They’re perfect for a pool party, a beach bash, or just a night in when you’re feeling particularly rebellious.
Forget meticulously shuffling and carefully laying out your cards. These babies are designed for a little bit of mayhem. Toss them in the water, let them slide across the table, or even use them to decorate a cocktail – the possibilities are deliciously dirty. The bright, bold design is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe cause a few laughs).
What’s in the Case? Each deck comes with a sturdy, waterproof plastic case, ensuring your cards stay protected and ready for their next adventure. It’s the perfect way to stash them away when you’re not actively encouraging aquatic card battles.
Perfect for Wet Play (and Dry Fun Too!) While these cards are undeniably waterproof, they’re also surprisingly versatile. Use them for classic card games like poker, blackjack, or even just a good old-fashioned game of Go Fish. Or, embrace the unexpected and invent your own aquatic games. Let your imagination run wild!
Care Instructions: These cards are designed for a little rough-and-tumble. However, to prolong their lifespan, we recommend wiping them clean with a damp cloth after each use. Avoid prolonged exposure to extreme heat or direct sunlight. Like delicate glassware, they’re best handled with a touch of care, but don’t be afraid to get them wet!
Safety First (and Second, and Third!) While these cards are waterproof, we don’t recommend using them for anything other than playing games. They’re not designed for insertion or any other kind of… intimate use. Treat them with respect, and they’ll provide years of entertainment. Remember, if you drop your glass toy, don’t continue to use it for insertion; consider it a sexy paperweight. Acrylic, a hard plastic, shares many of the qualities of glass, and is even less likely to break. Acrylic toys should be washed in warm water, since hot water can cause micro-cracks in the surface, clouding the toy.
Let the good times roll! Ready to add a little splash of chaos to your next gathering? Head over to Phareros.com and snag your own “Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards” today – you deserve it!
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