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Life has a funny way of piling on the stress, leaving you feeling like your emotional bandwidth is stretched thin. Little Genie understands that sometimes, the best way to handle a chaotic day is with a healthy dose of humor and a much-need…

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About this material — Glass

Body-safe toys use tempered borosilicate glass — a smooth, non-porous, sturdy material compatible with any lube and lovely for temperature play.

Care. Inspect for chips before use and wash with soap and water. Warm or cool it gently — never boiling or in a dishwasher unless the maker says so.

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Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$10.00 Original price was: $10.00.$7.00Current price is: $7.00.

Fucks I Have to Give Bottle of 15

Life has a funny way of piling on the stress, leaving you feeling like your emotional bandwidth is stretched thin. Little Genie understands that sometimes, the best way to handle a chaotic day is with a healthy dose of humor and a much-needed boundary. Our Fucks I Have to Give bottle is designed for those moments when you simply cannot muster the energy to care about the trivial nonsense life throws your way. It is a cheeky, lighthearted way to remind yourself-or a friend who is clearly over it-that your peace of mind is worth more than the latest drama.

Key Features

  • Contains exactly 15 high-quality wooden f*cks to dispense as needed
  • Sturdy and elegant 4-inch glass jar construction
  • Classic cork closure for a secure, rustic feel
  • Crafted with a blend of glass and wood materials
  • A delightful novelty item perfect for desk decor or gifting
  • Thoughtfully designed by Little Genie to bring a smile to any face

This delightful novelty piece serves as a physical manifestation of your limits. Each time you feel the urge to overanalyze a situation or get caught up in unnecessary worry, you can reach into the jar and pull out a wooden token. It is a tactile way to practice letting go. Because the jar is made of glass, it offers a clear view of your remaining “fucks,” allowing you to monitor your dwindling patience in real-time. The natural wood elements and the cork seal provide a lovely, organic aesthetic that fits perfectly on a bedside table, an office desk, or a bathroom vanity.

Taking care of your novelty items is simple, but a little attention to detail goes a long way in keeping them looking pristine. Since the jar features glass and a cork stopper, you should avoid extreme temperature shifts that could cause stress to the materials. While you might be tempted to run the glass under hot water to clean it, always ensure it is completely dry before replacing the cork to prevent any moisture from being trapped inside. When cleaning the wooden tokens, a simple wipe with a dry or very slightly damp cloth is all you need. Avoid soaking the wood, as excessive moisture can cause the material to swell or warp over time.

This bottle makes an incredible gift for the person in your life who is always playing the hero or the mediator. Whether it is for a graduation, a promotion, or just a “thinking of you” gesture for a friend navigating a stressful season, it provides a much-needed moment of levity. It is a small, tangible reminder that it is perfectly okay to protect your energy and focus on what truly matters. Grab your jar of relief today and start reclaiming your peace at Phareros.com.

Weight0.395000 lbs
Dimensions2.25 × 2.25 × 4.375 in
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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What materials is the Fucks I Have to Give bottle made from?

The bottle features a blend of glass and wood materials, and it is finished with a classic cork closure.

How should I clean the glass jar and wooden tokens?

For the glass and cork, avoid extreme temperature shifts, and when cleaning the wooden tokens, use a simple wipe with a dry or very slightly damp cloth, avoiding soaking the wood.

What should I be careful about when cleaning this item?

Always ensure the glass is completely dry before replacing the cork to prevent any moisture from being trapped inside, and avoid letting the wood get excessively wet.

Is this item suitable for gifting?

It makes an incredible gift for a friend who is always playing the hero or the mediator, serving as a tangible reminder to protect one's energy.

Brand

Little Genie

Little Genie is an independent Seattle company, founded in 1999, making bachelorette-party novelties, romance games and body toppings rather than hard toys.

Worth knowing before you buy: this is the gag-gift and party end of the catalogue — most of it is printed goods, edibles and novelty items, not body-safe silicone. Read the listing if you're buying something intended for actual use rather than a laugh.

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Country of OriginChina
PackagingBottle
GTIN / UPC817717011447
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MaterialGlass

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