Cookie Cutter Sets – 3 pc Sperm

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Baking with a sense of humor transforms a standard kitchen activity into an unforgettable event. Sleazy Greetings understands that sometimes the best way to celebrate life's little miracles-or just to pull a hilarious prank at a bachelorett…

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About this material — Stainless Steel

Stainless steel is a smooth, weighty, non-porous metal compatible with any lube and responsive to temperature.

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Cookie Cutter Sets – 3 pc Sperm by Sleazy Greetings product image
Cookie Cutter Sets – 3 pc Sperm
$12.95

Cookie Cutter Sets 3 pc Sperm

Baking with a sense of humor transforms a standard kitchen activity into an unforgettable event. Sleazy Greetings understands that sometimes the best way to celebrate life’s little miracles-or just to pull a hilarious prank at a bachelorette party-is through a bit of cheeky, edible art. This “Spermtastic” trio of stainless steel cookie cutters allows you to infuse your sugar cookies, fondant, or even gingerbread with a playful, biological twist that is sure to get everyone laughing before the first bite.

Key Features

  • High-quality, food-grade stainless steel construction for durability
  • Three distinct sizes to create varied visual interest in your treats
  • Jumbo size: 5.5″ x 1.6″ for bold, centerpiece cookies
  • Medium size: 4.3″ x 1.38″ perfect for standard dessert platters
  • Small size: 3.15″ x 1.06″ ideal for delicate decorations or cupcake toppers
  • Dishwasher safe design ensures a quick and effortless cleanup after your baking session
  • Precision-cut edges for clean shapes every time

Creating the perfect “sperm cell” design requires a bit of technique to ensure your dough doesn’t stick to the metal. When working with various dough consistencies, a light dusting of flour on the cutter edges can prevent the delicate tails from dragging or tearing. If you are using these for more advanced sugar art, such as working with fondant or modeling chocolate, these cutters provide the structural precision needed to maintain those iconic, streamlined shapes. Because these are made from sturdy stainless steel, they hold their shape through repeated use, making them a reliable staple for themed parties or novelty baking endeavors.

Proper care is essential for maintaining the luster and hygiene of your kitchen novelties. Since these cutters are dishwasher safe, you can easily toss them in with your other utensils after use. However, always remember the golden rule of kitchen safety: do NOT attempt to microwave these metal cutters, as this can cause significant damage to your appliance and create a serious fire hazard. To keep your tools in peak condition, ensure they are thoroughly dried after washing to prevent any water spots from forming on the polished surface.

While we focus on the fun side of food, we also appreciate the importance of material integrity. Just as we prioritize safety and high-quality materials in all aspects of lifestyle products, these cutters are crafted from food-grade steel to ensure they are safe for your culinary creations. Whether you are decorating a batch of cookies for a gender reveal, a bachelor party, or just a random Tuesday afternoon, these cutters provide the perfect blend of whimsy and utility. Elevate your next baking project with a touch of the unexpected and find your next favorite novelty at Phareros.com.

Weight0.135000 lbs
Dimensions5.25 × 1.125 × 6.75 in
Gender

Unisex

Manufacturer

Good egg greetings llc

Product Type

Novelties

Packaging

Bag

Product Function 3

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What material are the cookie cutters made from?

The cookie cutters are constructed from high-quality, food-grade stainless steel for durability.

How do I clean these cutters after baking?

The design is dishwasher safe, allowing for a quick and effortless cleanup after your baking session.

Are there any special safety warnings for cleaning?

You must not attempt to microwave these metal cutters, as this can cause significant damage to your appliance and create a serious fire hazard.

What is the best way to prevent dough from sticking?

When working with various dough consistencies, a light dusting of flour on the cutter edges can prevent the delicate tails from dragging or tearing.

Brand

Sleazy Greetings

Sleazy Greetings is a novelty and gag-gift brand built entirely around irreverent, adult humor — not toys, but the kind of gifts that get a laugh (or a groan) at a party. The range spans novelty cookie cutter sets shaped like penises, sperm, and other cheeky forms, humor-themed jigsaw puzzles and card decks, sassy affirmation decks, and a wide array of funny vinyl stickers and car magnets covering everything from raunchy one-liners to absurd, meme-worthy jokes.It's a go-to line for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or anyone who wants to add some crude comic relief to a car bumper, kitchen, or coffee table. Sleazy Greetings doesn't take itself seriously — the whole point is shock-value humor delivered through everyday, giftable formats. If you're shopping for a laugh rather than a toy, this brand is built for exactly that kind of fun.

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Specifications

Country of OriginChina
PackagingBag
GTIN / UPC810063486341
Body SafeBody Safe
MaterialStainless Steel

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