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Cleanie Genie Seamen Rags
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Nobody plans the aftermath, but everybody has been there: reaching for the nearest towel, a favorite T-shirt, or whatever happens to be on the floor. Little Genie built Cleanie Genie for that moment.

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Cleanie Genie Seamen Rags
$12.00 Original price was: $12.00.$8.40Current price is: $8.40.

Cleanie Genie Seamen Rags

Nobody plans the aftermath, but everybody has been there: reaching for the nearest towel, a favorite T-shirt, or whatever happens to be on the floor. Little Genie built Cleanie Genie for that moment. It’s a set of reusable cloths with funny designs, made to handle the tidy-up and keep the mood light. There are three gloriously inappropriate sets to choose from, in multi-color, and each one is meant to get a laugh when you need it most.

Key Features

  • Three laugh-out-loud cum rag sets to choose from, so you can pick a favorite or collect all three
  • Super soft, reusable fabric that’s kind to your skin
  • More absorbent and durable than tissues or random laundry
  • Funny designs that turn awkward moments into inside jokes
  • Multi-color styling that keeps things playful
  • A dedicated clean-up cloth, so good towels and T-shirts don’t get drafted into service
  • A gag gift for birthdays, bachelor/ette parties, and “we’re too comfortable now” anniversaries

The idea is simple. Instead of sacrificing your good towels and T-shirts, you keep a cloth made for the job within arm’s reach. Soft fabric matters here because the cloth will be touching sensitive skin, and these are designed to be gentle. They’re also reusable, which means you aren’t burning through a pile of tissues that tear, clump, and never quite do the job. Keep one on the nightstand or in a drawer, and it’s ready whenever you need it.

A bit of laundry sense will keep them in good shape. Rinse or wash after each use rather than letting a cloth sit in a hamper. Check any care label that comes with your set and follow it, since the product details don’t spell out a wash temperature or drying method. In general, a mild detergent is kinder to soft fabric than heavy-duty products, and it helps prevent the dull buildup that harsh soaps and hard water can leave on cloth. Keep these cloths separate from your everyday towels, which makes the whole routine feel tidier and a little more discreet. A clean, dry cloth stored somewhere handy is a small upgrade that makes a real difference.

These also work well as a gift, and the humor does half the work. A set suits a bachelor or bachelorette party, a birthday with a friend who appreciates a bold sense of humor, or an anniversary when you’ve reached the comfortable stage of a relationship. Because there are three designs, you can mix and match, give one set and keep another, or let a couple argue over which one is funniest. The jokes are cheeky, so choose your recipient wisely. For the right person, it’s the gift that gets the biggest laugh.

If you’re going to make a mess, you might as well laugh about it. Browse the Cleanie Genie sets at Phareros.com, pick your favorite (or grab all three), and make clean-up the funniest part of the night.

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are these cloths like against the skin?

Cleanie Genie cloths are made from super soft, reusable fabric that's kind to your skin, which matters since they're meant for sensitive areas. They're also more absorbent and durable than tissues or random laundry.

How do I wash my Cleanie Genie cloths?

Rinse or wash after each use rather than letting a cloth sit in a hamper, and follow any care label that comes with your set. A mild detergent is kinder to soft fabric than heavy-duty products, and it helps prevent the dull buildup that harsh soaps and hard water can leave on cloth.

Can I wash these with my everyday towels?

We suggest keeping these cloths separate from your everyday towels, which makes the routine tidier and a little more discreet. Store a clean, dry cloth somewhere handy, like a nightstand or drawer, so it's ready when you need it.

Why use a dedicated cloth instead of tissues or a T-shirt?

Tissues can tear and clump, and grabbing a good towel or favorite T-shirt means sacrificing it. Cleanie Genie is a reusable, more absorbent and durable cloth made for the job, so your everyday linens stay out of it.

Brand

Little Genie

Little Genie is an independent Seattle company, founded in 1999, making bachelorette-party novelties, romance games and body toppings rather than hard toys.

Worth knowing before you buy: this is the gag-gift and party end of the catalogue — most of it is printed goods, edibles and novelty items, not body-safe silicone. Read the listing if you're buying something intended for actual use rather than a laugh.

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GTIN / UPC817717012970

Super soft, reusable fabric thats kind to your skin More absorbent and durable than tissues or random laundry Funny designs that turn awkward moments into inside jokes Perfect gag gift for birthdays, bachelor/ette parties, and were too comfortable now anniversaries

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