All Dicks Penis Suckers – Asst. Colors/Flavors Pack of 6

All Dicks Penis Suckers Asst. Colors/Flavors Pack of 6

Six suckers, six flavors, one cheeky joke that never gets old. Kheper’s pack of penis-shaped candies comes in assorted colors, with a lineup that reads like a coffee shop menu: French Vanilla, Frappuccino, Milk Chocolate, Salted Caramel, Mocha, and Dark Chocolate Espresso. It’s a bachelorette-party favorite for good reason: it gets people laughing before anyone has taken a single lick.

Key Features

• Pack of 6 novelty suckers, so there’s enough to share around the table
• Assorted colors in every pack
• Assorted flavors: French Vanilla, Frappuccino, Milk Chocolate, Salted Caramel, Mocha, and Dark Chocolate Espresso
• Made with sugar and malt syrup as the base
• Flavored with artificial flavors, including vanilla, chocolate, caramel, and espresso notes
• Colored with artificial colors (FD&C Red 40, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Yellow 6), plus Titanium Dioxide and Caramel
• Made in China

These are candy, plain and simple, and they work best as part of the fun. Hand them out as party favors, tuck one into a gift bag, set a few in a bowl at a bridal shower, or use them as a playful prop for games and dares. Because the flavors lean toward coffee and chocolate, they also make a surprisingly good after-dinner treat. Fair warning: they tend to start conversations.

A little discretion goes a long way with novelties like these. Keeping a few in a drawer or a party box is a nice touch, and a good gag gift is usually best presented with a wink rather than put on prominent display. If you’re gifting them, think about the audience. A bachelorette crowd will love them. Your coworker’s retirement party, maybe not.

For storage, keep the suckers in a cool, dry spot away from heat and direct sun, since sugar candy can soften or get sticky. Leave them in their wrappers until you’re ready to enjoy them. If you’re enjoying them in a more intimate setting, sticky-sweet fingers are almost guaranteed, so a pack of unscented wipes or a damp washcloth nearby is a smart move. Skip the heavily fragranced options if you can, and always rinse your hands before touching anything sensitive.

Since these contain artificial colors and flavors, check the ingredient list with anyone who has dietary sensitivities before passing them around. They’re a candy novelty meant for adults and shouldn’t be treated as a toy or an accessory.

Planning a bachelorette weekend, a bridal shower, or just a night that needs a little more laughter? Add the Kheper All Dicks Penis Suckers pack to your cart at Phareros.com and let the flavor sampling begin.