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Suck a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks – 3 oz Bag

Original price was: $5.49.Current price is: $3.84.

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Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks – a hilarious treat that’s perfect for spreading some naughty festive cheer! Imagine the looks on your friends’ and family’s faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It’s a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!

These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick ’em in stockings, slip ’em under the tree, or just leave ’em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even put a smile on old St. Nick’s face!

As for the dimensions, these little dicks measure in at 3.75 inches in height, 5.675 inches in length, and have a 0.35 inches diameter. So they’re the perfect size for a stocking stuffer or just a little snack on the go.

If you’re wondering how to use these candies safely, just follow these simple steps: unwrap the candy, suck on it like a lollipop, and then toss it in the trash when you’re done. And remember, these are candies, not sex toys, so please don’t attempt to insert them anywhere that you shouldn’t!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just don’t blame us if you end up on the naughty list.

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Suck a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks – 3 oz Bag
$5.49 Original price was: $5.49.$3.84Current price is: $3.84.

Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks – a hilarious treat that’s perfect for spreading some naughty festive cheer! Imagine the looks on your friends’ and family’s faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It’s a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!

These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick ’em in stockings, slip ’em under the tree, or just leave ’em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even put a smile on old St. Nick’s face!

As for the dimensions, these little dicks measure in at 3.75 inches in height, 5.675 inches in length, and have a 0.35 inches diameter. So they’re the perfect size for a stocking stuffer or just a little snack on the go.

If you’re wondering how to use these candies safely, just follow these simple steps: unwrap the candy, suck on it like a lollipop, and then toss it in the trash when you’re done. And remember, these are candies, not sex toys, so please don’t attempt to insert them anywhere that you shouldn’t!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nick’s Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just don’t blame us if you end up on the naughty list.

Weight 0.21 lbs
Dimensions 5.675 × 0.350 × 3.750 in
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