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Bring a smile to your special squirter’s face with our Squirt Alert Naughty Greeting Card! This A2-sized card (measuring approximately 4.25″ x 5.5″) is perfect for any occasion, whether you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or just want to let someone know how much you care. The card, envelope, and plastic packaging all feature a fun and flirty design that will make anyone’s day a little more exciting.

Made of high-quality premium paper, this greeting card is designed to be both durable and eye-catching. With its bold colors and playful illustrations, it’s sure to turn heads and elicit a giggle or two. The front of the card features a cartoon illustration of a woman squirting water out of a bottle with the words “Squirt Alert!” emblazoned across the top. The back of the card provides a space for your own personal message, ensuring that you can make your card as unique as the person you’re giving it to.

But the fun doesn’t end there! This greeting card is designed to squirt water when opened, adding an extra element of surprise and delight. Just press the button on the front of the card to release the water and watch as your friend or loved one’s face lights up with excitement. Whether you’re planning a birthday party, bachelorette party, or just want to add a little something extra to a regular gift, this squirting greeting card is sure to be a hit!

So why not add a little naughtiness to your next card exchange? Order our Squirt Alert Naughty Greeting Card today and surprise your favorite squirter with a card that’s as unique as they are!

Safety Instructions:

To avoid injury, do not aim the water from this card at eyes or sensitive areas. This product is not intended for children under the age of 18. Adult supervision is required when using this product. Do not leave water in the card after use as it may cause water damage. Always read and follow all safety instructions before using this product.

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Squirt Alert Naughty Greeting Card
$5.00

Bring a smile to your special squirter’s face with our Squirt Alert Naughty Greeting Card! This A2-sized card (measuring approximately 4.25″ x 5.5″) is perfect for any occasion, whether you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or just want to let someone know how much you care. The card, envelope, and plastic packaging all feature a fun and flirty design that will make anyone’s day a little more exciting.

Made of high-quality premium paper, this greeting card is designed to be both durable and eye-catching. With its bold colors and playful illustrations, it’s sure to turn heads and elicit a giggle or two. The front of the card features a cartoon illustration of a woman squirting water out of a bottle with the words “Squirt Alert!” emblazoned across the top. The back of the card provides a space for your own personal message, ensuring that you can make your card as unique as the person you’re giving it to.

But the fun doesn’t end there! This greeting card is designed to squirt water when opened, adding an extra element of surprise and delight. Just press the button on the front of the card to release the water and watch as your friend or loved one’s face lights up with excitement. Whether you’re planning a birthday party, bachelorette party, or just want to add a little something extra to a regular gift, this squirting greeting card is sure to be a hit!

So why not add a little naughtiness to your next card exchange? Order our Squirt Alert Naughty Greeting Card today and surprise your favorite squirter with a card that’s as unique as they are!

Safety Instructions:

To avoid injury, do not aim the water from this card at eyes or sensitive areas. This product is not intended for children under the age of 18. Adult supervision is required when using this product. Do not leave water in the card after use as it may cause water damage. Always read and follow all safety instructions before using this product.

Weight 0.03 lbs
Dimensions 5.500 × 0.200 × 7.250 in
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Kush Kards

Kush Kards Brand Overview Kush Kards is a distinctive brand under the umbrella of Phareros, known for its playful take on adult gifting. Launched in the United States, Kush Kards has quickly carved a niche in the market by combining the playful aesthetics of cannabis culture with the traditional greeting card industry. The brand aims to infuse humor and a sense of community into celebrations, making every occasion a bit more memorable and less conventional. Product Range and Innovation - Cannabis-Inspired Greeting Cards: Kush Kards offers a diverse range of greeting cards for various occasions: - Birthday Cards: Featuring designs that celebrate birthdays with cannabis-themed humor. - Holiday Cards: Including cards for major holidays like 4/20, Christmas, and more, with a cannabis twist. - Special Occasion Cards: For events like anniversaries, graduations, and engagements, providing a unique way to express congratulations or love. - Innovation: Kush Kards is at the forefront of integrating cannabis culture into mainstream gifting. They use eco-friendly materials, ensuring sustainability in their production process. Additionally, they've introduced features like QR codes on cards that link to digital content, enhancing the gifting experience with interactive elements. Market Strategy and Customer Engagement - Target Audience: Kush Kards targets both cannabis enthusiasts and those who appreciate unconventional humor, aiming to normalize cannabis culture through light-hearted gifting. - Engagement: The brand engages customers through social media challenges, where users can submit their own card designs for potential production, fostering a community of creators. They also participate in cannabis and lifestyle events, increasing brand visibility and interaction. - Marketing: Packaging and Presentation - Design: Cards come in vibrant, eye-catching packaging that reflects the brand's playful and inclusive ethos. Each card is designed to stand out, both in terms of visual appeal and tactile experience. - Eco-Conscious: Packaging uses recycled materials, appealing to environmentally conscious consumers, aligning with the brand's commitment to sustainability. Retail Support - Distribution: Kush Kards are available online at Phareros.com and select specialty stores, including cannabis dispensaries, smoke shops, and adult novelty stores. - Support for Retailers: Phareros provides comprehensive marketing materials, in-store display setups, and training to ensure that retailers can effectively promote and sell Kush Kards. They also offer seasonal promotions and bundled deals to boost sales. Future Prospects and Brand Expansion - Expansion: Kush Kards plans to expand into international markets where cannabis culture is growing. They are also exploring the addition of digital cards and augmented reality features to enhance user interaction. - Product Line Expansion: Future plans include launching related merchandise like cannabis-themed gift wraps, party supplies, and possibly even edibles or CBD-infused products, subject to legal restrictions. - Sustainability: The brand aims to become carbon neutral in its operations, focusing on reducing its environmental footprint while expanding its product line. By combining humor, inclusivity, and a nod to cannabis culture, Kush Kards not only redefines gifting but also builds a community around the joy of giving and receiving. With Phareros's support, the brand is set to continue its innovative path in the adult products market, ensuring that every card sent carries a smile, a laugh, and a touch of rebellion.

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Greeting Cards
“`html Overview: Welcome to our collection of Naughty Greeting Cards at phareros.com, where humor meets a touch of risquรฉ charm. These cards are designed to add a playful and adult twist to your special occasions, making them perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh with a side of cheekiness. Key Features & Benefits: Humorous Content: Each card is crafted with clever wordplay, double entendres, and risquรฉ jokes to bring a smile or a chuckle, suitable for those with a mature sense of humor. Versatile Occasions: Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, these cards are ideal for sharing a fun, flirtatious message with your loved one or friend. Unique Designs: Our cards feature a range of themes from light-hearted and cute to more provocative, ensuring there’s something for every taste. Personalization: Customize your card with personal messages or inside jokes, making your greeting truly one-of-a-kind. Material & Quality Information: Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality, eco-friendly paper, ensuring durability and a premium feel. The inks used are safe and vibrant, maintaining the card’s humor and charm over time. Usage Guidelines & Safety: When selecting a naughty card: Consider the recipient’s sense of humor and comfort with adult themes. Ensure the card’s content aligns with the occasion and the relationship dynamic. Respect boundaries; what might be funny to one person might not be appreciated by another. Care & Maintenance: Keep your cards in good condition by storing them flat or in a card box. Avoid exposing them to direct sunlight or moisture to preserve the colors and integrity of the paper. Recommendations & Pairings: Pair your naughty greeting card with: A small, cheeky gift like a fun adult toy or a tasteful set of lingerie. A bottle of fine wine or a box of gourmet chocolates to enhance the playful mood. FAQ: Can I send these cards to someone I’m not in a relationship with? Yes, as long as you are certain they would appreciate the humor and adult content. Always consider the recipient’s comfort level. Are these cards appropriate for all ages? These cards are intended for adults due to their mature themes. They are not suitable for children or those who might be offended by adult humor. How do I know which card is right for my recipient? Reflect on their personality, your relationship, and their sense of humor. If unsure, opt for a card with milder humor or consider a more traditional greeting card. [META]: Naughty greeting cards for playful, adult humor. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, and more. “`