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Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation Pack of 3

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Gift with a Twist! If you’re tired of the same old boring gift bags and want to add a bit of sass to your gifting game, look no further than our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag! Made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, this gift bag is sure to elevate your passive-aggressiveness to new heights. Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, this holiday gift bag is the perfect way to add some fun and humor to any occasion. This holiday season, don’t just wrap gifts. Wrong ! Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. Say It Like You Mean It When it comes to gift giving, sometimes a little sass goes a long way. If you have a friend or family member who deserves a bit of a nudge in the right direction, this gift bag is perfect for you. It’s like sending a not-so-subtle message to your loved ones that it’s time to lower their expectations. And with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, you can do it in style! The best part about our gift bags is that they’re not just for white elephant exchanges. They make the perfect addition to any holiday gift-giving occasion. Whether you’re giving a gift to a friend, family member, or co-worker, our snarky gift bags are sure to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their lips. Not sure what to put inside your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift bag? Here are a few ideas: A practical gift that you know they’ll actually use A funny gift that will make them laugh A gift card to their favorite store or restaurant A gift certificate for a massage or spa day A basket full of their favorite snacks and treats And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not create a “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift basket? Fill it with a variety of gag gifts and you’re sure to have a hit on your hands! Size Matters! Our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is available in one size only: 11.25 inches tall, 9 inches long, and 1 inch in diameter. This makes it the perfect size for most gifts, whether you’re giving a small stocking stuffer or a larger item like a book or DVD. Plus, it’s made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, so it’s sure to make a statement. Whether you’re looking for a unique gift for a friend or family member, or you’re just tired of the same old boring gift bags, our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is the perfect choice. Order yours today and add a little sass to your holiday gift giving! Usage Tips: When it comes to using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, there are a few tips to keep in mind: Remove all packaging and price tags from the gift before placing it inside the bag If you’re giving a large gift, it may be best to wrap it separately and then place it inside the bag Use a gift tag to add a personal message to your loved one Make sure the ribbon handle is tied securely before giving the bag as a gift Following these simple usage tips will ensure that your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is not only functional but also looks its best! Safety Precautions: While using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, it’s important to follow these safety precautions: Do not use the bag for storing food or drinks Do not use the bag as a toy or plaything Keep the bag away from open flames, heat sources, and other hazardous materials Do not use the bag if it is torn, damaged, or shows any signs of wear

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Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation Pack of 3
$14.99 Original price was: $14.99.$10.49Current price is: $10.49.

Gift with a Twist! If you’re tired of the same old boring gift bags and want to add a bit of sass to your gifting game, look no further than our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag! Made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, this gift bag is sure to elevate your passive-aggressiveness to new heights. Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, this holiday gift bag is the perfect way to add some fun and humor to any occasion. This holiday season, don’t just wrap gifts. Wrong ! Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. Say It Like You Mean It When it comes to gift giving, sometimes a little sass goes a long way. If you have a friend or family member who deserves a bit of a nudge in the right direction, this gift bag is perfect for you. It’s like sending a not-so-subtle message to your loved ones that it’s time to lower their expectations. And with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, you can do it in style! The best part about our gift bags is that they’re not just for white elephant exchanges. They make the perfect addition to any holiday gift-giving occasion. Whether you’re giving a gift to a friend, family member, or co-worker, our snarky gift bags are sure to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their lips. Not sure what to put inside your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift bag? Here are a few ideas: A practical gift that you know they’ll actually use A funny gift that will make them laugh A gift card to their favorite store or restaurant A gift certificate for a massage or spa day A basket full of their favorite snacks and treats And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not create a “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift basket? Fill it with a variety of gag gifts and you’re sure to have a hit on your hands! Size Matters! Our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is available in one size only: 11.25 inches tall, 9 inches long, and 1 inch in diameter. This makes it the perfect size for most gifts, whether you’re giving a small stocking stuffer or a larger item like a book or DVD. Plus, it’s made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, so it’s sure to make a statement. Whether you’re looking for a unique gift for a friend or family member, or you’re just tired of the same old boring gift bags, our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is the perfect choice. Order yours today and add a little sass to your holiday gift giving! Usage Tips: When it comes to using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, there are a few tips to keep in mind: Remove all packaging and price tags from the gift before placing it inside the bag If you’re giving a large gift, it may be best to wrap it separately and then place it inside the bag Use a gift tag to add a personal message to your loved one Make sure the ribbon handle is tied securely before giving the bag as a gift Following these simple usage tips will ensure that your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is not only functional but also looks its best! Safety Precautions: While using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, it’s important to follow these safety precautions: Do not use the bag for storing food or drinks Do not use the bag as a toy or plaything Keep the bag away from open flames, heat sources, and other hazardous materials Do not use the bag if it is torn, damaged, or shows any signs of wear

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Dimensions 9.000 × 1.000 × 11.250 in
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Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket Brand Overview WoodRocket is an avant-garde brand in the adult entertainment industry, known for infusing humor into adult content since its inception in 2009. Founded by Lee Roy Myers, WoodRocket has carved a niche by producing content that combines adult themes with comedy, parody, and pop culture references. This unique approach has not only entertained but also challenged the traditional perceptions of adult entertainment, making it more accessible and enjoyable for a broader audience. Product Range and Innovation - Adult Parody Films: WoodRocket has become synonymous with parody, offering adult versions of mainstream movies, TV shows, and cultural phenomena. Titles like "Game of Bones" and "Porn of Thrones" exemplify their creative spin. - Original Series: Beyond parodies, WoodRocket produces original content that blends humor with adult themes, ensuring there's something for everyone looking for light-hearted adult entertainment. - Novelty Items: While primarily known for video content, WoodRocket has ventured into physical products like sex toys, lingerie, and adult novelties, all designed with a humorous twist to align with their brand ethos. Market Strategy and Customer Engagement - Humor as Engagement: WoodRocket uses humor not just as content but as a strategy to engage customers. This approach makes their marketing efforts memorable and shareable. - Social Media Presence: They maintain an active and playful presence on social media platforms, where they engage with fans through memes, behind-the-scenes content, and interactive posts. - Community Building: Events, online forums, and fan clubs are part of their strategy to build a community around their brand, fostering loyalty and repeat engagement. Packaging and Presentation - Whimsical Design: Packaging for WoodRocket's physical products often features bold, playful graphics that reflect the brand's comedic nature, making even the packaging part of the entertainment. - Eco-Friendly Materials: Reflecting a modern consumer base, WoodRocket uses eco-friendly materials for packaging, aligning with broader environmental concerns. Retail Support - Exclusive Products: WoodRocket offers retailers exclusive products that can't be found elsewhere, encouraging retailers to stock their items for uniqueness. - Marketing Support: They provide marketing materials, promotional items, and digital content to help retailers promote WoodRocket products effectively. - Training and Education: Workshops or online training sessions are offered to retail staff to understand and sell the brand's unique products better. Future Prospects and Brand Expansion - Global Expansion: With a strong base in the U.S., WoodRocket is looking to expand its reach internationally, adapting content for different cultural contexts. - Merchandising: Plans include expanding into more merchandise like apparel, accessories, and potentially even a line of adult board games, all infused with their brand of humor. - Collaborations: Future strategies involve collaborations with other adult brands or mainstream entertainment entities to create cross-promotional content, further blurring the lines between adult and mainstream entertainment. - Digital Innovation: Exploring VR and AR technologies to enhance the viewing experience of their content, making it more interactive and immersive. WoodRocket stands out in the adult entertainment industry by not only providing content but creating an experience that is both entertaining and engaging. Their commitment to humor, creativity, and innovation positions them well for continued growth and expansion in the evolving landscape of adult products and entertainment.

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Overview: Welcome to our collection of Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper at Phareros.com, where your adult-themed gifts get the presentation they deserve. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone, a bachelorette party, or just want to add some spice to a special occasion, our adult novelty gift bags and wrapping paper are designed to elevate your gift-giving experience with a playful twist. Key Features & Benefits: Playful Designs: From cheeky phrases to suggestive imagery, our packaging options add an extra layer of fun and anticipation to your gift. Versatility: Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any adult-themed event, ensuring your gift stands out in the best way possible. Discreet Options: For those moments when subtlety is key, we offer designs that keep things playful yet tasteful. Personalization: Go DIY with our plain options, allowing you to add your own adult-themed stickers, stamps, or messages for a truly unique touch. Material & Quality Information: Our gift bags and wrapping paper are crafted from high-quality, durable materials to securely hold and present your adult novelty items. The materials are chosen to be tear-resistant, ensuring your gift remains intact and the surprise stays a surprise until the big reveal. Usage Guidelines & Safety: When selecting your packaging, consider the recipient’s preferences and the event’s tone. Always ensure the design aligns with the recipient’s comfort level to avoid any unintended offense or discomfort. For a more personal touch, consider adding a note or a tag to explain the playful nature of the packaging. Care & Maintenance: While these items are designed for one-time use, you can often reuse the bags if they’re in good condition. Store them flat or in a dry place to keep them intact for future celebrations. Sizing & Fit: Available in various sizes from small to large, our gift bags and wrapping paper cater to all types of adult novelty gifts. Sets and bundles allow you to mix and match for the perfect fit. Recommendations & Pairings: Pair these with: Adult board games for a fun night in. Novelty items like edible underwear or massage oils for a romantic evening. Intimate apparel or accessories for a touch of elegance and allure. FAQ: Can I recycle the wrapping paper? While some of our wrapping paper can be recycled, check for any foil or glitter coatings which might not be recyclable in your area. Are these bags suitable for shipping? Our bags are sturdy but are primarily designed for in-person gifting. For shipping, consider using additional packaging to ensure the contents are secure. What if I want something more subtle? We have a range of designs from playful to discreet, ensuring there’s something for every taste and occasion. With Phareros.com’s Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper, your gift presentation is not just a wrapping but an extension of the fun and intimacy you wish to share. Choose the perfect packaging to make your gift unforgettable. [META]: Elevate your gift-giving with playful adult-themed packaging options.