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Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation Pack of 3

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Gift with a Twist! If you’re tired of the same old boring gift bags and want to add a bit of sass to your gifting game, look no further than our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag! Made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, this gift bag is sure to elevate your passive-aggressiveness to new heights. Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, this holiday gift bag is the perfect way to add some fun and humor to any occasion.

This holiday season, don’t just wrap gifts. Wrong! Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.

Say It Like You Mean It

When it comes to gift giving, sometimes a little sass goes a long way. If you have a friend or family member who deserves a bit of a nudge in the right direction, this gift bag is perfect for you. It’s like sending a not-so-subtle message to your loved ones that it’s time to lower their expectations. And with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, you can do it in style!

The best part about our gift bags is that they’re not just for white elephant exchanges. They make the perfect addition to any holiday gift-giving occasion. Whether you’re giving a gift to a friend, family member, or co-worker, our snarky gift bags are sure to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their lips.

Not sure what to put inside your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift bag? Here are a few ideas:

  • A practical gift that you know they’ll actually use
  • A funny gift that will make them laugh
  • A gift card to their favorite store or restaurant
  • A gift certificate for a massage or spa day
  • A basket full of their favorite snacks and treats

And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not create a “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift basket? Fill it with a variety of gag gifts and you’re sure to have a hit on your hands!

Size Matters!

Our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is available in one size only: 11.25 inches tall, 9 inches long, and 1 inch in diameter. This makes it the perfect size for most gifts, whether you’re giving a small stocking stuffer or a larger item like a book or DVD. Plus, it’s made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, so it’s sure to make a statement.

Whether you’re looking for a unique gift for a friend or family member, or you’re just tired of the same old boring gift bags, our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is the perfect choice. Order yours today and add a little sass to your holiday gift giving!

Usage Tips:

When it comes to using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, there are a few tips to keep in mind:

  • Remove all packaging and price tags from the gift before placing it inside the bag
  • If you’re giving a large gift, it may be best to wrap it separately and then place it inside the bag
  • Use a gift tag to add a personal message to your loved one
  • Make sure the ribbon handle is tied securely before giving the bag as a gift

Following these simple usage tips will ensure that your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is not only functional but also looks its best!

Safety Precautions:

While using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, it’s important to follow these safety precautions:

  • Do not use the bag for storing food or drinks
  • Do not use the bag as a toy or plaything
  • Keep the bag away from open flames, heat sources, and other hazardous materials
  • Do not use the bag if it is torn, damaged, or shows any signs of wear

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Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation Pack of 3
$14.99 Original price was: $14.99.$10.49Current price is: $10.49.

Gift with a Twist! If you’re tired of the same old boring gift bags and want to add a bit of sass to your gifting game, look no further than our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag! Made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, this gift bag is sure to elevate your passive-aggressiveness to new heights. Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, this holiday gift bag is the perfect way to add some fun and humor to any occasion.

This holiday season, don’t just wrap gifts. Wrong! Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.

Say It Like You Mean It

When it comes to gift giving, sometimes a little sass goes a long way. If you have a friend or family member who deserves a bit of a nudge in the right direction, this gift bag is perfect for you. It’s like sending a not-so-subtle message to your loved ones that it’s time to lower their expectations. And with our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, you can do it in style!

The best part about our gift bags is that they’re not just for white elephant exchanges. They make the perfect addition to any holiday gift-giving occasion. Whether you’re giving a gift to a friend, family member, or co-worker, our snarky gift bags are sure to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their lips.

Not sure what to put inside your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift bag? Here are a few ideas:

  • A practical gift that you know they’ll actually use
  • A funny gift that will make them laugh
  • A gift card to their favorite store or restaurant
  • A gift certificate for a massage or spa day
  • A basket full of their favorite snacks and treats

And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not create a “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” gift basket? Fill it with a variety of gag gifts and you’re sure to have a hit on your hands!

Size Matters!

Our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is available in one size only: 11.25 inches tall, 9 inches long, and 1 inch in diameter. This makes it the perfect size for most gifts, whether you’re giving a small stocking stuffer or a larger item like a book or DVD. Plus, it’s made from high-quality Kraft paper with a stylish brown ribbon handle, so it’s sure to make a statement.

Whether you’re looking for a unique gift for a friend or family member, or you’re just tired of the same old boring gift bags, our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is the perfect choice. Order yours today and add a little sass to your holiday gift giving!

Usage Tips:

When it comes to using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, there are a few tips to keep in mind:

  • Remove all packaging and price tags from the gift before placing it inside the bag
  • If you’re giving a large gift, it may be best to wrap it separately and then place it inside the bag
  • Use a gift tag to add a personal message to your loved one
  • Make sure the ribbon handle is tied securely before giving the bag as a gift

Following these simple usage tips will ensure that your “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag is not only functional but also looks its best!

Safety Precautions:

While using our “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” snarky gift bag, it’s important to follow these safety precautions:

  • Do not use the bag for storing food or drinks
  • Do not use the bag as a toy or plaything
  • Keep the bag away from open flames, heat sources, and other hazardous materials
  • Do not use the bag if it is torn, damaged, or shows any signs of wear
Weight 0.42 lbs
Dimensions 9.000 × 1.000 × 11.250 in
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Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket Brand Overview WoodRocket is an avant-garde brand in the adult entertainment industry, known for infusing humor into adult content since its inception in 2009. Founded by Lee Roy Myers, WoodRocket has carved a niche by producing content that combines adult themes with comedy, parody, and pop culture references. This unique approach has not only entertained but also challenged the traditional perceptions of adult entertainment, making it more accessible and enjoyable for a broader audience. Product Range and Innovation - Adult Parody Films: WoodRocket has become synonymous with parody, offering adult versions of mainstream movies, TV shows, and cultural phenomena. Titles like "Game of Bones" and "Porn of Thrones" exemplify their creative spin. - Original Series: Beyond parodies, WoodRocket produces original content that blends humor with adult themes, ensuring there's something for everyone looking for light-hearted adult entertainment. - Novelty Items: While primarily known for video content, WoodRocket has ventured into physical products like sex toys, lingerie, and adult novelties, all designed with a humorous twist to align with their brand ethos. Market Strategy and Customer Engagement - Humor as Engagement: WoodRocket uses humor not just as content but as a strategy to engage customers. This approach makes their marketing efforts memorable and shareable. - Social Media Presence: They maintain an active and playful presence on social media platforms, where they engage with fans through memes, behind-the-scenes content, and interactive posts. - Community Building: Events, online forums, and fan clubs are part of their strategy to build a community around their brand, fostering loyalty and repeat engagement. Packaging and Presentation - Whimsical Design: Packaging for WoodRocket's physical products often features bold, playful graphics that reflect the brand's comedic nature, making even the packaging part of the entertainment. - Eco-Friendly Materials: Reflecting a modern consumer base, WoodRocket uses eco-friendly materials for packaging, aligning with broader environmental concerns. Retail Support - Exclusive Products: WoodRocket offers retailers exclusive products that can't be found elsewhere, encouraging retailers to stock their items for uniqueness. - Marketing Support: They provide marketing materials, promotional items, and digital content to help retailers promote WoodRocket products effectively. - Training and Education: Workshops or online training sessions are offered to retail staff to understand and sell the brand's unique products better. Future Prospects and Brand Expansion - Global Expansion: With a strong base in the U.S., WoodRocket is looking to expand its reach internationally, adapting content for different cultural contexts. - Merchandising: Plans include expanding into more merchandise like apparel, accessories, and potentially even a line of adult board games, all infused with their brand of humor. - Collaborations: Future strategies involve collaborations with other adult brands or mainstream entertainment entities to create cross-promotional content, further blurring the lines between adult and mainstream entertainment. - Digital Innovation: Exploring VR and AR technologies to enhance the viewing experience of their content, making it more interactive and immersive. WoodRocket stands out in the adult entertainment industry by not only providing content but creating an experience that is both entertaining and engaging. Their commitment to humor, creativity, and innovation positions them well for continued growth and expansion in the evolving landscape of adult products and entertainment.

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