More Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook

The More Sex Greeting Card – A Statement of Living Life to the Fullest

Are you tired of the same old mundane greeting cards? Do you want something bold, spirited, and fun that speaks to your personality and lifestyle? Look no further than the More Sex Greeting Card!

This vibrant neon card features a striking black background with the bold mantra “More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe More” written in vivid yellow and white letters. It’s not just a statement; it’s a way of life for those who live life to the fullest, embracing all of its pleasures. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.

The More Sex Greeting Card includes a blank inside, allowing you to write your own personal message. It’s the perfect card for any occasion, including birthdays, anniversaries, and thank-you notes. With its dynamic design and bold statement, it’s sure to stand out in any gift pile.

The Matchbook – A Bonus Gift to Add to the Experience

To add to the excitement of this fun and bold card, it also comes with a bonus gift: a matchbook! The matchbook features the same vibrant design as the greeting card, with the mantra printed on the front and the card’s branding on the back. It’s the perfect addition to any home bar, kitchen, or man cave and a reminder to embrace the good life every day.

Size and Packaging

The More Sex Greeting Card measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall and comes with a matching envelope, plastic wrap, and matchbook. It’s the perfect size to slip into any gift box or bag and is sure to impress any recipient.

Safety Precautions

Please note that the mantra on the More Sex Greeting Card is a playful statement and not intended to promote the use of illicit substances. Use of any recreational or medical substances should be done responsibly and in accordance with local laws and regulations. This card is not intended to be used as a safety warning or instructional tool.

Why Choose the More Sex Greeting Card?

The More Sex Greeting Card is the perfect choice for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun, boldness, and personality to their gift-giving. It’s not just a card – it’s a statement of living life to the fullest, embracing all of its pleasures, and having a great time doing it. Whether you’re giving it to a close friend, a partner, or someone who shares your philosophy, the More Sex Greeting Card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile. So why wait? Order yours today and make every occasion a party!