Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper

$15.00

Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper

Standard gift wrap is far too vanilla for a celebration that’s meant to make a splash. When you are preparing a gift for your favorite squirter, the presentation should be just as bold and unapologetic as the person receiving it. Kush Kards brings you a way to ditch the boring, beige aesthetics of traditional stationery and embrace the “wet, wet” energy of a truly wild bachelorette party or a cheeky surprise. This isn’t about subtle hints; it is about making sure that the moment the gift is spotted, everyone knows exactly what kind of mood is being set.

Key Features

  • High-quality #70 opaque paper for a premium feel
  • Glossy finish that catches the light and commands attention
  • Includes 3 individual sheets rolled together for easy handling
  • Generous sheet dimensions of 20″ x 29″ per sheet
  • Made in the United States with durable paper material
  • Designed specifically to make your naughty gifts stand out

Wrapping a gift is an art form, but it shouldn’t be a struggle. We have rolled these three thick, glossy sheets together to ensure that your gift wrapping process is as smooth as possible. Because the paper is a #70 weight, it offers a nice, substantial opacity that prevents any unsightly shadows from showing through your wrapping job. Whether you are wrapping a small piece of jewelry or a larger bachelorette party accessory, these 20″ x 29″ sheets provide plenty of coverage to create a professional, high-impact look.

When you are preparing a gift that might contain more “adult” items, presentation and care go hand in hand. If your gift includes toys or accessories, remember that the environment matters. Just as you would clean and store your favorite bedside accessories in a cool, dry place to prevent bacteria buildup or material degradation, you should handle your gift wrapping with care to keep the paper crisp and the glossy finish pristine. If you are gifting items that require specific maintenance, like silicone or glass pieces, consider adding a small note or a travel pouch to the package to ensure the recipient knows how to keep their new treasures safe and clean.

For those bachelorette celebrations where things might get a little messy, having a bit of “discretion” in your toolkit is always a smart move. While this wrapping paper is designed to be loud and proud, pairing it with thoughtful accessories-like portable wipes for quick cleanups-can help keep the party vibe high and the stress levels low. Make sure your gift stands out from the moment it hits the table, and let the wrapping set the stage for an unforgettable night.

Ready to upgrade your gifting game? Browse our full collection of cheeky essentials and party supplies at Phareros.com.

What is this wrapping paper best for?

This paper is designed to make your naughty gifts stand out, perfect for a wild bachelorette party or a cheeky surprise, moving beyond boring, beige aesthetics.

What is the paper material and size?

The paper material is high-quality #70 opaque paper, and each of the three rolled sheets measures a generous 20" x 29".

How do I keep my gifts looking their best when I wrap them?

When gifting items that require specific maintenance, consider adding a small note or a travel pouch to the package to ensure the recipient knows how to keep their new treasures safe and clean.

Is this paper durable enough for my wrapping needs?

Yes, the #70 weight offers a nice, substantial opacity that prevents any unsightly shadows from showing through your wrapping job, and the material is durable paper made in the United States.

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Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper

Standard gift wrap is far too vanilla for a celebration that’s meant to make a splash. When you are preparing a gift for your favorite squirter, the presentation should be just as bold and unapologetic as the person receiving it. Kush Kards brings you a way to ditch the boring, beige aesthetics of traditional stationery and embrace the “wet, wet” energy of a truly wild bachelorette party or a cheeky surprise. This isn’t about subtle hints; it is about making sure that the moment the gift is spotted, everyone knows exactly what kind of mood is being set.

Key Features

  • High-quality #70 opaque paper for a premium feel
  • Glossy finish that catches the light and commands attention
  • Includes 3 individual sheets rolled together for easy handling
  • Generous sheet dimensions of 20″ x 29″ per sheet
  • Made in the United States with durable paper material
  • Designed specifically to make your naughty gifts stand out

Wrapping a gift is an art form, but it shouldn’t be a struggle. We have rolled these three thick, glossy sheets together to ensure that your gift wrapping process is as smooth as possible. Because the paper is a #70 weight, it offers a nice, substantial opacity that prevents any unsightly shadows from showing through your wrapping job. Whether you are wrapping a small piece of jewelry or a larger bachelorette party accessory, these 20″ x 29″ sheets provide plenty of coverage to create a professional, high-impact look.

When you are preparing a gift that might contain more “adult” items, presentation and care go hand in hand. If your gift includes toys or accessories, remember that the environment matters. Just as you would clean and store your favorite bedside accessories in a cool, dry place to prevent bacteria buildup or material degradation, you should handle your gift wrapping with care to keep the paper crisp and the glossy finish pristine. If you are gifting items that require specific maintenance, like silicone or glass pieces, consider adding a small note or a travel pouch to the package to ensure the recipient knows how to keep their new treasures safe and clean.

For those bachelorette celebrations where things might get a little messy, having a bit of “discretion” in your toolkit is always a smart move. While this wrapping paper is designed to be loud and proud, pairing it with thoughtful accessories-like portable wipes for quick cleanups-can help keep the party vibe high and the stress levels low. Make sure your gift stands out from the moment it hits the table, and let the wrapping set the stage for an unforgettable night.

Ready to upgrade your gifting game? Browse our full collection of cheeky essentials and party supplies at Phareros.com.

Weight0.335000 lbs
Dimensions1.6 × 1.6 × 20.25 in
UPC

850045911980

Gender

Unisex

Manufacturer

Kush kards llc

Product Type

Bachelorette & Party Supplies

Product Brand

Kush Kards

Packaging

Bag

Product Function 3

",0"

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is this wrapping paper best for?

This paper is designed to make your naughty gifts stand out, perfect for a wild bachelorette party or a cheeky surprise, moving beyond boring, beige aesthetics.

What is the paper material and size?

The paper material is high-quality #70 opaque paper, and each of the three rolled sheets measures a generous 20" x 29".

How do I keep my gifts looking their best when I wrap them?

When gifting items that require specific maintenance, consider adding a small note or a travel pouch to the package to ensure the recipient knows how to keep their new treasures safe and clean.

Is this paper durable enough for my wrapping needs?

Yes, the #70 weight offers a nice, substantial opacity that prevents any unsightly shadows from showing through your wrapping job, and the material is durable paper made in the United States.

Brand

Kush Kards

Kush Kards Brand Overview Kush Kards is a distinctive brand under the umbrella of Phareros, known for its playful take on adult gifting. Launched in the United States, Kush Kards has quickly carved a niche in the market by combining the playful aesthetics of cannabis culture with the traditional greeting card industry. The brand aims to infuse humor and a sense of community into celebrations, making every occasion a bit more memorable and less conventional. Product Range and Innovation - Cannabis-Inspired Greeting Cards: Kush Kards offers a diverse range of greeting cards for various occasions: - Birthday Cards: Featuring designs that celebrate birthdays with cannabis-themed humor. - Holiday Cards: Including cards for major holidays like 4/20, Christmas, and more, with a cannabis twist. - Special Occasion Cards: For events like anniversaries, graduations, and engagements, providing a unique way to express congratulations or love. - Innovation: Kush Kards is at the forefront of integrating cannabis culture into mainstream gifting. They use eco-friendly materials, ensuring sustainability in their production process. Additionally, they've introduced features like QR codes on cards that link to digital content, enhancing the gifting experience with interactive elements. Market Strategy and Customer Engagement - Target Audience: Kush Kards targets both cannabis enthusiasts and those who appreciate unconventional humor, aiming to normalize cannabis culture through light-hearted gifting. - Engagement: The brand engages customers through social media challenges, where users can submit their own card designs for potential production, fostering a community of creators. They also participate in cannabis and lifestyle events, increasing brand visibility and interaction. - Marketing: Packaging and Presentation - Design: Cards come in vibrant, eye-catching packaging that reflects the brand's playful and inclusive ethos. Each card is designed to stand out, both in terms of visual appeal and tactile experience. - Eco-Conscious: Packaging uses recycled materials, appealing to environmentally conscious consumers, aligning with the brand's commitment to sustainability. Retail Support - Distribution: Kush Kards are available online at Phareros.com and select specialty stores, including cannabis dispensaries, smoke shops, and adult novelty stores. - Support for Retailers: Phareros provides comprehensive marketing materials, in-store display setups, and training to ensure that retailers can effectively promote and sell Kush Kards. They also offer seasonal promotions and bundled deals to boost sales. Future Prospects and Brand Expansion - Expansion: Kush Kards plans to expand into international markets where cannabis culture is growing. They are also exploring the addition of digital cards and augmented reality features to enhance user interaction. - Product Line Expansion: Future plans include launching related merchandise like cannabis-themed gift wraps, party supplies, and possibly even edibles or CBD-infused products, subject to legal restrictions. - Sustainability: The brand aims to become carbon neutral in its operations, focusing on reducing its environmental footprint while expanding its product line.By combining humor, inclusivity, and a nod to cannabis culture, Kush Kards not only redefines gifting but also builds a community around the joy of giving and receiving. With Phareros's support, the brand is set to continue its innovative path in the adult products market, ensuring that every card sent carries a smile, a laugh, and a touch of rebellion.

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Country of OriginUnited States
PackagingBag
GTIN / UPC850045911980
Body SafeNot Body Safe
MaterialPaper

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