Special Offer!

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

Original price was: $11.99.Current price is: $8.39.

-30%

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

Coloring has never been quite this inappropriate. From the creative minds behind the legendary Offensive Crayons comes a fresh batch of much-needed mischief. These aren’t your childhood classroom supplies; these are vibrant, irreverent, and unapologetically crude tools designed to bring a smirk to your face. Whether you are looking to stir up some trouble during a bachelorette party or simply want to add a bit of dark humor to your solo downtime, these packs deliver a punch of personality that stays far away from the “polite” side of art supplies.

Key Features

  • Contains 24 uniquely named crayons per pack
  • Featuring a wide, multi-color spectrum of shades
  • Each crayon boasts a hilariously dirty and irreverent name
  • Packaged in funny and sexy themed boxes
  • Includes provocative shades like Insufferable Vegan Green and Victim Blame Blue
  • Perfectly sized for use with Wood Rocket Adult Coloring Books
  • Made in China

Using these crayons is all about embracing the texture and the joke. Much like high-quality wax-based materials, these sticks are designed to be smooth and pigmented, allowing you to fill in the more scandalous details of your coloring books with ease. Because these crayons feature a higher concentration of pigment and wax, the color payoff is rich and thick. To get the best results when coloring intricate patterns, apply steady pressure to ensure the waxy material glides across the page without skipping, helping you bring those “naughty” illustrations to life with vibrant, saturated tones.

When it comes to maintaining your collection, treat them with the same care you would any fine art medium. Keep them in a cool, dry place to ensure the wax remains at its optimum texture; extreme heat can cause the sticks to soften or lose their shape, while excessive cold might make them too brittle for fine detail work. If you find yourself using them alongside other Wood Rocket products, like their adult coloring books, you’ll find they pair together seamlessly to create a complete, cheeky experience. They also make an incredible gift for the person in your life who has a dark sense of humor and appreciates a bit of edge in their novelty collection.

Add a splash of sarcasm to your creative toolkit and grab a pack of these cheeky delights. Browse our full collection of hilarious novelties and adult fun at Phareros.com.

How should I store my crayons for best performance?

Keep your crayons in a cool, dry place to maintain the optimum wax texture. Extreme heat can cause the sticks to soften or lose their shape, while excessive cold might make them too brittle for fine detail work.

What is the best way to color intricate patterns?

Because these crayons have a higher concentration of pigment and wax, apply steady pressure to ensure the waxy material glides across the page without skipping, which helps bring vibrant, saturated tones to your coloring.

Are these crayons good for pairing with other products?

They pair seamlessly with other Wood Rocket products, such as their adult coloring books, to create a complete, cheeky experience.

19 in stock

Add to Cart
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons by Wood Rocket product image
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons
$11.99 Original price was: $11.99.$8.39Current price is: $8.39.
Plain, unbranded packaging — discreet billing, nothing on the label
FREE U.S. shipping over $49 · $7.49 flat under · fast & tracked
4.0 ★ average from 11,720 verified reviews
Secure, encrypted checkout

Why customers buy with confidence

  • Discreet shipping and secure checkout
  • 30-day return policy
  • Safety: Not Body Safe
Estimated delivery: Jul 1 - Jul 7 (US standard).
Free Domestic (USA) Shipping on orders over $49. Under $49 ships for $7.49. International Shipping Available. 

      • Most orders ship within 2 Business Days, Monday – Friday excluding Holidays
Guaranteed Safe Checkout

Payment Types and Accreditation

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons by Wood Rocket product image
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons
$11.99 Original price was: $11.99.$8.39Current price is: $8.39.

Frequently bought together

Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz Original price was: $12.90.Current price is: $9.03. Add to cart
Wicked Sensual Care Cleene Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner - 4 oz Wicked Sensual Care Cleene Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner -… Original price was: $11.94.Current price is: $8.36. Add to cart
Add-ons total: $17.39

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

Coloring has never been quite this inappropriate. From the creative minds behind the legendary Offensive Crayons comes a fresh batch of much-needed mischief. These aren’t your childhood classroom supplies; these are vibrant, irreverent, and unapologetically crude tools designed to bring a smirk to your face. Whether you are looking to stir up some trouble during a bachelorette party or simply want to add a bit of dark humor to your solo downtime, these packs deliver a punch of personality that stays far away from the “polite” side of art supplies.

Key Features

  • Contains 24 uniquely named crayons per pack
  • Featuring a wide, multi-color spectrum of shades
  • Each crayon boasts a hilariously dirty and irreverent name
  • Packaged in funny and sexy themed boxes
  • Includes provocative shades like Insufferable Vegan Green and Victim Blame Blue
  • Perfectly sized for use with Wood Rocket Adult Coloring Books
  • Made in China

Using these crayons is all about embracing the texture and the joke. Much like high-quality wax-based materials, these sticks are designed to be smooth and pigmented, allowing you to fill in the more scandalous details of your coloring books with ease. Because these crayons feature a higher concentration of pigment and wax, the color payoff is rich and thick. To get the best results when coloring intricate patterns, apply steady pressure to ensure the waxy material glides across the page without skipping, helping you bring those “naughty” illustrations to life with vibrant, saturated tones.

When it comes to maintaining your collection, treat them with the same care you would any fine art medium. Keep them in a cool, dry place to ensure the wax remains at its optimum texture; extreme heat can cause the sticks to soften or lose their shape, while excessive cold might make them too brittle for fine detail work. If you find yourself using them alongside other Wood Rocket products, like their adult coloring books, you’ll find they pair together seamlessly to create a complete, cheeky experience. They also make an incredible gift for the person in your life who has a dark sense of humor and appreciates a bit of edge in their novelty collection.

Add a splash of sarcasm to your creative toolkit and grab a pack of these cheeky delights. Browse our full collection of hilarious novelties and adult fun at Phareros.com.

Weight0.270000 lbs
Dimensions2.75 × 1 × 4.5 in
Pa Rechargeable

No

Product Tags

,

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How should I store my crayons for best performance?

Keep your crayons in a cool, dry place to maintain the optimum wax texture. Extreme heat can cause the sticks to soften or lose their shape, while excessive cold might make them too brittle for fine detail work.

What is the best way to color intricate patterns?

Because these crayons have a higher concentration of pigment and wax, apply steady pressure to ensure the waxy material glides across the page without skipping, which helps bring vibrant, saturated tones to your coloring.

Are these crayons good for pairing with other products?

They pair seamlessly with other Wood Rocket products, such as their adult coloring books, to create a complete, cheeky experience.

Brand

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket Brand Overview WoodRocket is an avant-garde brand in the adult entertainment industry, known for infusing humor into adult content since its inception in 2009. Founded by Lee Roy Myers, WoodRocket has carved a niche by producing content that combines adult themes with comedy, parody, and pop culture references. This unique approach has not only entertained but also challenged the traditional perceptions of adult entertainment, making it more accessible and enjoyable for a broader audience. Product Range and Innovation - Adult Parody Films: WoodRocket has become synonymous with parody, offering adult versions of mainstream movies, TV shows, and cultural phenomena. Titles like "Game of Bones" and "Porn of Thrones" exemplify their creative spin.- Original Series: Beyond parodies, WoodRocket produces original content that blends humor with adult themes, ensuring there's something for everyone looking for light-hearted adult entertainment.- Novelty Items: While primarily known for video content, WoodRocket has ventured into physical products like sex toys, lingerie, and adult novelties, all designed with a humorous twist to align with their brand ethos. Market Strategy and Customer Engagement - Humor as Engagement: WoodRocket uses humor not just as content but as a strategy to engage customers. This approach makes their marketing efforts memorable and shareable.- Social Media Presence: They maintain an active and playful presence on social media platforms, where they engage with fans through memes, behind-the-scenes content, and interactive posts.- Community Building: Events, online forums, and fan clubs are part of their strategy to build a community around their brand, fostering loyalty and repeat engagement. Packaging and Presentation - Whimsical Design: Packaging for WoodRocket's physical products often features bold, playful graphics that reflect the brand's comedic nature, making even the packaging part of the entertainment.- Eco-Friendly Materials: Reflecting a modern consumer base, WoodRocket uses eco-friendly materials for packaging, aligning with broader environmental concerns. Retail Support - Exclusive Products: WoodRocket offers retailers exclusive products that can't be found elsewhere, encouraging retailers to stock their items for uniqueness.- Marketing Support: They provide marketing materials, promotional items, and digital content to help retailers promote WoodRocket products effectively.- Training and Education: Workshops or online training sessions are offered to retail staff to understand and sell the brand's unique products better. Future Prospects and Brand Expansion - Global Expansion: With a strong base in the U.S., WoodRocket is looking to expand its reach internationally, adapting content for different cultural contexts.- Merchandising: Plans include expanding into more merchandise like apparel, accessories, and potentially even a line of adult board games, all infused with their brand of humor.- Collaborations: Future strategies involve collaborations with other adult brands or mainstream entertainment entities to create cross-promotional content, further blurring the lines between adult and mainstream entertainment.- Digital Innovation: Exploring VR and AR technologies to enhance the viewing experience of their content, making it more interactive and immersive.WoodRocket stands out in the adult entertainment industry by not only providing content but creating an experience that is both entertaining and engaging. Their commitment to humor, creativity, and innovation positions them well for continued growth and expansion in the evolving landscape of adult products and entertainment.

Reviews

There are no reviews yet

Add a review
You must be logged in to post a review Log In

Specifications

Country of OriginChina
PackagingBox
GTIN / UPC795847085241
Body SafeNot Body Safe

Miscellaneous

Phareros' Miscellaneous collection gathers the versatile, hard-to-categorize pieces that round out a thoughtful intimacy wardrobe. From apparel and accessories to lifestyle items designed for personal expression and playful exploration, this is the place to discover something unexpected that genuinely resonates.Every...

133 products in this category.