--- title: "Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons" url: "https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons/" type: "product" brand: "Wood Rocket" price: "8.39" currency: "USD" availability: "in_stock" phareros_score: "55" image: "https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-684250-75d2feccc02b4a37/public" --- # Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons - **Price:** $8.39 (was $11.99) - **Availability:** In stock - **Brand:** [Wood Rocket](https://phareros.com/brand/wood-rocket/) - **Category:** [Miscellaneous](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/miscellaneous/), [Novelties](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/) - **SKU:** WR-CRA-007 - **GTIN:** 748252293695 - **Product page:** https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons/ - **Image:** https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-684250-75d2feccc02b4a37/public ## Phareros Score: 55/100 Body safety and quality, rated only on available evidence. Evidence: Reputable brand. How the score works: https://phareros.com/phareros-score/ ## Specifications - **Weight:** 0.27 lbs - **Dimensions:** 2.75 × 1 × 4.5 in - **Rechargeable:** No - **Color:** Multi-color ## Description Coloring is usually associated with childhood innocence, but Wood Rocket is here to remind you that adulthood is much more colorful-and significantly more scandalous. These packs of crayons are the latest creation from the same cheeky minds behind the legendary Offensive Crayons, bringing that same irreverent, tongue-in-cheek energy to a brand-new set of supplies. If you enjoyed the shock value of the originals, these "Offensive-ish" versions offer a delightful middle ground of humor that is just naughty enough to spark a laugh without completely losing the plot. #### Key Features - Contains 24 uniquely named crayons in every pack - Features a wide, multi-color palette for diverse creativity - Includes hilarious and sexy themed packaging - Includes provocative shade names like Insufferable Vegan Green and Victim Blame Blue - Perfectly sized for adult coloring books and party activities - Produced with high-quality materials in China Using these crayons is a tactile experience that rewards a steady hand and a sense of humor. Because these sticks are made of a waxy, pigmented material, they possess a certain flexibility that allows for smooth, sweeping strokes across your paper. To get the most out of your coloring sessions, remember that the texture of a good crayon often relies on a specific tempering process to reach its optimum firmness. When you are working on intricate details in your Wood Rocket Adult Coloring Books, you might find that applying consistent, even pressure helps the pigment settle deeply into the paper grain, much like how professional-grade waxes are processed through a die to ensure a uniform shape. These packs serve as more than just a solo activity; they are an incredible centerpiece for a themed party or a hilarious gift for that friend who appreciates a bit of edge. When hosting a group, you can use the various shades to facilitate a collaborative coloring session, letting guests navigate the "dirty" names and decide which shade best represents their mood. Since these are novelty items designed for creative expression, treat them with care to prevent breakage. If you find the tips have become too blunt from heavy use, you can gently reshape them, but generally, the sticks are designed to hold their point through most coloring adventures. Whether you are looking to unwind with a bit of adult-themed artistry or you need a conversation starter for your next gathering, these crayons pair seamlessly with the rest of the Wood Rocket collection. They are the perfect companion for anyone who believes that creativity should be as bold and unapologetic as they are. Browse our full collection of novelties and creative delights to find your next favorite pastime at [Phareros.com](https://phareros.com/) . ## Frequently asked questions #### Are these crayons suitable for adults who enjoy a bit of edge? Yes, these 'Offensive-ish' crayons offer a delightful middle ground of humor, perfect for sparking a laugh without losing the plot, making them ideal for adult coloring. #### How do I get the best coloring experience with these crayons? To get the most out of your coloring sessions, remember that applying consistent, even pressure helps the pigment settle deeply into the paper grain. #### What is the general quality and composition of the crayons? These crayons are produced with high-quality materials in China and feature a wide, multi-color palette, containing 24 uniquely named crayons in every pack. #### Are these crayons good for group activities? 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