--- title: "Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack" url: "https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-porn-pack/" type: "product" brand: "Wood Rocket" price: "8.40" currency: "USD" availability: "in_stock" phareros_score: "58" image: "https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-647459-07d5f799a8d71f97/public" --- # Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack - **Price:** $8.40 (was $12.00) - **Availability:** In stock - **Brand:** [Wood Rocket](https://phareros.com/brand/wood-rocket/) - **Category:** [Miscellaneous](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/miscellaneous/), [Novelties](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/) - **SKU:** WR1096 - **GTIN:** 677355811096 - **Product page:** https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-porn-pack/ - **Image:** https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-647459-07d5f799a8d71f97/public ## Phareros Score: 58/100 Body safety and quality, rated only on available evidence. Evidence: Reputable brand; Popular. #6 best-seller in Miscellaneous. How the score works: https://phareros.com/phareros-score/ ## Specifications - **Weight:** 0.295 lbs - **Dimensions:** 2.625 × 1 × 4.5 in - **Gender:** Unisex - **Manufacturer:** Wood rocket llc - **Product Type:** Novelties - **Packaging:** Box - **Color:** Multi-color ## Description Coloring books are usually associated with quiet afternoons and childhood nostalgia, but Wood Rocket has decided to strip away the innocence. The Offensive Crayons Porn Pack brings a much more adult, irreverent energy to your creative sessions. This isn't about staying inside the lines; it is about embracing the dirty, the hilarious, and the downright explicit. If you have enjoyed the brand's previous cheeky releases, you know that Wood Rocket specializes in products that bridge the gap between playful humor and adult themes, making these crayons a standout addition to any collection of novelty items. #### Key Features - A vibrant, multi-color assortment of 24 unique crayons. - Featuring hilariously explicit and dirty names for every shade. - Includes iconic colors such as Oral Orange and Peg Me Purple. - Comes in funny, sex-themed packaging that is perfect for gifting. - Includes provocative shades like I Think I Am Going To... Cream. - Designed specifically to pair with Wood Rocket's Adult Coloring Books. - A high-quality novelty item made in China. These crayons are much more than a solo activity; they are a fantastic icebreaker for adult-themed parties or a hilarious gift for a partner with a wicked sense of humor. When you are looking for a gift that is more memorable than standard lingerie, these packs provide a sense of playfulness that can set the mood for a fun, lighthearted evening. They serve as a creative companion to Wood Rocket's specialized adult coloring books, allowing you to express your more adventurous side through art. While you are busy coloring your way through the more scandalous shades, remember that part of the fun of adult novelties is the atmosphere they create. Just as you might use specific accessories to enhance a bedroom experience, these crayons enhance the "vibe" of a social gathering or a private night in. If you are using these alongside other adult items, always remember the golden rule of novelty care: cleanliness is key. While these crayons are for paper and not for body use, maintaining a clean environment for all your adult playthings-from coloring sets to more intimate silicone accessories-ensures that your fun remains hygienic and safe. Always keep your various adult toys and accessories clean with a damp cloth or appropriate toy cleaner to keep your collection in top shape. Whether you are looking to spice up a bachelorette party or simply want to add a bit of naughty flair to your downtime, the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack is a delightful way to embrace your wild side. Grab your pack today and start coloring outside the lines at [Phareros.com](https://phareros.com/) . ## Frequently asked questions #### What is the general vibe or theme of these crayons? These crayons are designed to strip away innocence, bringing a much more adult, irreverent energy to your creative sessions, perfect for those who enjoy playful humor and adult themes. #### How can I use these crayons beyond just coloring? They are a fantastic icebreaker for adult-themed parties or a hilarious gift for a partner with a wicked sense of humor, serving as a creative companion to specialized adult coloring books. #### Do I need to worry about cleaning the crayons themselves? While the crayons are for paper and not for body use, the general advice for novelty care is that maintaining a clean environment is key when using various adult playthings. #### What materials are these crayons made from? These are high-quality novelty items that are made in China and come in a vibrant, multi-color assortment of 24 unique crayons. ## Similar products - [Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons/) — $8.39 (was $11.99) - [Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons/) — $8.39 (was $11.99) - [Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pack](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-pot-pac/) — $8.40 (was $12.00) - [Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-the-milf-porn-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) - [Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-fetishes-are-fun-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) --- ## Buying from Phareros Free US shipping on orders over $49. Orders ship in plain packaging with no external markings. 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