--- title: "Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder" url: "https://phareros.com/product/creature-cocks-lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder/" type: "product" brand: "Creature Cocks" price: "69.97" currency: "USD" availability: "in_stock" phareros_score: "83" image: "https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-786687-0e879510a0101434/public" --- # Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder - **Price:** $69.97 (was $99.96) - **Availability:** In stock - **Brand:** [Creature Cocks](https://phareros.com/brand/xr-brands/creature-cocks/) - **Category:** [Rabbits & Specialities](https://phareros.com/product-category/vibrators/rabbits-specialities/) - **SKU:** XRAH828 - **GTIN:** 848518061775 - **Product page:** https://phareros.com/product/creature-cocks-lord-neptune-vibrating-silicone-grinder/ - **Image:** https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-786687-0e879510a0101434/public ## Phareros Score: 83/100 Body safety and quality, rated only on available evidence. Evidence: Body-safe Silicone; Reputable brand. How the score works: https://phareros.com/phareros-score/ ## Specifications - **Weight:** 1.05 lbs - **Use / Function:** Vibrating - **Material:** Silicone ## Description Lord Neptune comes up from the deep as a strap-mount grinder, sculpted in silicone with a tentacle-textured base and a removable vibrating bullet. Creature Cocks gives the sea-god legend a physical form here: a ridged, bumpy shaft you can anchor to a pillow, a thigh, or a sturdy piece of furniture, then ride at whatever pace suits the mood. It works for a long solo evening or a shared one. #### Key Features - **Premium silicone shaft:** silicone has a smooth, non-sticky feel, warms to the touch, and carries vibration well. - **Sculpted texture:** ridges and bumps run along the shaft, giving you far more to feel than a smooth dildo does. - **Vibration:** 3 speeds and 7 patterns, from a low hum to heavier pulses. - **Wireless remote:** change settings without reaching down and breaking your rhythm. - **Rechargeable:** no disposable batteries to keep on hand. - **IPX6 waterproof rating:** a design that makes cleanup simple. - **Adjustable strap:** fits 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) in circumference, so it secures around a wide range of surfaces. - **Dimensions:** 6.2" (15.7 cm) overall length, 5.3" (13.5 cm) insertable length, and 2" (5.1 cm) at the widest insertable diameter. The base measures 3.1" (7.9 cm) wide and 3.9" (9.9 cm) deep. Start by deciding where Lord Neptune will live for the session. A firm pillow gives a little cushion, while a sturdier surface gives more resistance and a steadier base. Wrap the neoprene strap snugly around your chosen spot and give the toy a gentle tug to confirm it won't shift. The adjustable range is wide, so you can experiment with different setups until the angle feels right. Because the shaft is textured from top to base, the sensation changes with every shift of your hips. A slow, rolling grind feels very different from a quicker rhythm. The vibrating bullet is where the mood-setting happens. Begin on a low setting and a gentle pattern to warm up, then work your way toward stronger rumble and more insistent pulses when you want the sensation to run deeper. With 7 patterns on top of the 3 speeds, there's plenty of room to find a combination you like and return to it. The wireless remote is especially handy for partner play, since whoever isn't riding can take charge of the intensity. A little lubricant makes the textured shaft glide more comfortably. Since this toy is silicone, a water-based lube is the safest choice, because silicone-based lubricants can degrade silicone over time. After play, wash the toy with warm water and mild antibacterial soap, taking care with the bullet and its charging connection. Dry it completely, then store it in a clean spot where it doesn't touch toys made from other materials. Silicone is nonporous enough to clean easily, but sharing a toy between partners calls for a fresh barrier or a thorough wash in between. If you want a toy that blends playful fantasy with real texture and rechargeable vibration, Lord Neptune is ready to surface. Browse the Creature Cocks collection at [Phareros.com](https://phareros.com/) and bring the king of the deep home, discreetly. ## Frequently asked questions #### What is Lord Neptune made of? The shaft is premium silicone, which has a smooth, non-sticky feel, warms to the touch and carries vibration well. The strap is neoprene and the bullet housing is ABS plastic. #### How do I set up and secure Lord Neptune for use? Wrap the neoprene strap snugly around a firm pillow, your thigh or a sturdy piece of furniture, then give the toy a gentle tug to confirm it won't shift. The strap adjusts from 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) in circumference, so you can try different setups until the angle feels right. #### What vibration settings does it have, and how is it charged? The removable bullet offers 3 speeds and 7 patterns, from a low hum to heavier pulses, and a wireless remote lets you change settings without breaking your rhythm. It is rechargeable, so there are no disposable batteries to keep on hand. #### Which lubricant should I use with this toy? Choose a water-based lube, since silicone-based lubricants can degrade silicone over time. A little lubricant helps the textured shaft glide more comfortably. #### How do I clean and store Lord Neptune? Wash it with warm water and mild antibacterial soap, taking care around the bullet and its charging connection. Its IPX6 waterproof rating makes cleanup simple. Dry it completely and store it where it doesn't touch toys made from other materials. --- ## Buying from Phareros Free US shipping on orders over $49. Orders ship in plain packaging with no external markings. Card statements show "Enterprise Refinery LLC", not the store name. Details: https://phareros.com/discreet-shipping/ Site index for AI agents: https://phareros.com/llms.txt