--- title: "Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card" url: "https://phareros.com/product/bongs-and-schlongs-greeting-card/" type: "product" brand: "Kush Kards" price: "5.00" currency: "USD" availability: "in_stock" image: "https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-674412-0b617120712bd9a0/public" --- # Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card - **Price:** $5.00 - **Availability:** In stock - **Brand:** [Kush Kards](https://phareros.com/brand/kush-kards/) - **Category:** [Any Occasion](https://phareros.com/product-category/bachelorette/any-occasion/), [Bachelorette](https://phareros.com/product-category/bachelorette/) - **SKU:** KK-NK-SCHLONGS - **GTIN:** 850053093968 - **Product page:** https://phareros.com/product/bongs-and-schlongs-greeting-card/ - **Image:** https://imagedelivery.net/yMyw0dLbvNU5PSeclkTipg/wp-674412-0b617120712bd9a0/public ## Specifications - **Weight:** 0.04 lbs - **Dimensions:** 5 × 0.4 × 7.5 in - **Gender:** Unisex - **Manufacturer:** Kush kards llc - **Product Type:** Bachelorette & Party Supplies - **Packaging:** Bag ## Description Planning a celebration that balances high vibes with even higher heat? Kush Kards understands that the best parties are the ones where the itinerary is just as cheeky as the guest list. This Naughty Kard is designed for those specific moments when the group chat is buzzing, the snacks are being prepped, and the only question left is who is bringing the glass and who is bringing the... well, you know. It is the perfect way to bridge the gap between a relaxed session and a wild night of adult fun, making it an essential addition to any bachelorette party or adult-themed gathering. #### Key Features - Playful "Bongs & Schlongs" headline to kick off the party planning - Blank interior space for writing your own custom messages, dates, and times - Standard A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") for a perfect, compact greeting - Includes a matching envelope to keep your naughty notes private - Protective plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in pristine condition - Proudly Made in the United States When it comes to organizing a bachelorette or bachelor party, the logistics can sometimes feel a bit heavy. Whether you are coordinating a group trip or just a local night in, this card serves as a hilarious way to finalize the details. Use the inside to settle the debate: Who is responsible for the paraphernalia? Who is bringing the snacks? You can even use it to set the official start time for when the festivities begin. Because the interior is left open, you have total creative freedom to be as subtle or as scandalous as the group dynamic allows. Since this card is intended for high-energy celebrations, it is a great idea to pair your delivery with some practical party essentials. If your festivities involve more "adult" accessories or bedside play, remember that staying prepared is key to a smooth night. Just as you wouldn't head to a session without your favorite glass, you shouldn't head into a long night of partying without considering comfort and cleanup. Keeping some portable, alcohol-free wipes on hand can be a lifesaver for maintaining hygiene and freshness between rounds of fun, especially when the party gets intense. Whether you are sending this to a bridesmaid or using it to invite your best friends to a wild weekend, the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card sets the tone immediately. It is more than just stationery; it is an invitation to embrace the chaos and enjoy the high. Grab yours today and start setting the stage for an unforgettable night at [Phareros.com](https://phareros.com/) . ## Frequently asked questions #### Is this card suitable for a bachelorette or bachelor party? Yes, it's perfect for these events! The card is designed as an essential addition to any bachelorette party or adult-themed gathering, setting the tone immediately. #### What is the card's intended use? It functions as a hilarious way to finalize details for group celebrations. You can use the inside to settle debates about who is bringing the paraphernalia or setting the official start time. #### What size is the card? The card is a standard A2 size, measuring 4.25" x 5.5", making it a perfect, compact greeting. #### Where is this card made? 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