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title: "Things to Wear"
url: "https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/things-to-wear/"
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products: "23"
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# Things to Wear

Step into a world of playful self-expression with Phareros’ Things to Wear collection — a carefully curated range of wearable pieces designed to help you look and feel exactly how you want. From intimate apparel and costume-ready garments to bold statement accessories, every piece is chosen to complement a wide range of styles and body types. Each item is crafted from quality materials — soft cottons, supple synthetics, luxurious fabrics — built for comfort and lasting wear. Follow the included care instructions (gentle machine wash or hand wash as recommended) to keep your favorites looking t…

Source: https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/things-to-wear/

## Best sellers in Things to Wear (in stock)

Ranked by lifetime sales. Phareros Score rates body safety and quality on available evidence; no evidence means no score.

1. [Blow Job Party Bib](https://phareros.com/product/blow-job-party-bib/) — $4.90 (was $7.00) · Score 72/100
2. [Boob Inspector Badge](https://phareros.com/product/boob-inspector-badge/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 69/100
3. [Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Eat a Bag of Dicks Pin - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-fuck-buddies-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-pin-multi-color/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 57/100
4. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Wand Pin - White](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-wand-pin-white/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 56/100
5. [Shots Sexy Socks Lip Love - Female](https://phareros.com/product/shots-sexy-socks-lip-love-female/) — $8.33 (was $11.90) · Score 55/100
6. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Hearts Paddle Pin - Black/Red](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-hearts-paddle-pin-black-red/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 55/100
7. [Willy Warmer A Heater for your Peter - Red](https://phareros.com/product/willy-warmer-a-heater-for-your-peter-red/) — $7.00 (was $10.00)
8. [Shots Sexy Socks Dirty Mind - Female](https://phareros.com/product/shots-sexy-socks-dirty-mind-female/) — $8.33 (was $11.90) · Score 53/100
9. [Shots Sexy Socks Dirty Mind - Male](https://phareros.com/product/shots-sexy-socks-dirty-mind-male/) — $8.33 (was $11.90) · Score 52/100
10. [Wood Rocket Weed Best Buds Pin - Green](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-weed-best-buds-pin-green/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 51/100
11. [Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-i-will-fuck-you-up-pin-multi-color/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 48/100
12. [Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin - Pink/Gold](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-porn-suck-my-dick-pin-pink-gold/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 47/100
13. [Googly Eye Pasties - Glow in the Dark](https://phareros.com/product/googly-eye-pasties-glow-in-the-dark/) — $3.50 (was $5.00) · Score 55/100
14. [Prowler RED Switch Jock Patches Pack #2 - Pack of 6](https://phareros.com/product/prowler-red-switch-jock-patches-pack-2-pack-of-6/) — $9.31 (was $13.30)
15. [Prowler Queen Men's Socks O/S](https://phareros.com/product/prowler-queen-mens-socks-o-s/) — $10.15 (was $14.50)
16. [Prowler Pride Men's Socks O/S](https://phareros.com/product/prowler-pride-mens-socks-o-s/) — $10.15 (was $14.50)
17. [Prowler Drag Men's Socks O/S](https://phareros.com/product/prowler-drag-mens-socks-o-s/) — $10.15 (was $14.50)

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