--- title: "Novelties" url: "https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/" type: "category" products: "272" --- # Novelties Phareros’ Novelties collection is where humor, surprise, and playful self-expression come together. Discover statement apparel, witty home décor, interactive games, puzzles, and delightfully quirky gifts that make any occasion more memorable — from a low-key night in to a party that needs a memorable centerpiece. Each piece is sourced for quality and originality, so the laugh (or the gasp) lasts well beyond the unboxing. Browse by category, mix and match, or let a perfectly absurd find speak for itself — all shipped with the care and discretion Phareros is known for. Source: https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/ ## Subcategories - [Bachelorette](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/bachelorette-novelties/) — 1 product - [Bath Time & Soaps](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/bath-time-soaps/) — 2 products - [Decals](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/decals/) — 10 products - [Kits](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/kits-novelties/) — 3 products - [Mugs, Cups, Glasses, Flasks, Etc](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/mugs-cups-glasses-flasks-etc/) — 16 products - [Pens, Lighters, Erasers, Etc](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/pens-lighters-erasers-etc/) — 6 products - [Stuffed Animals](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/stuffed-animals/) — 20 products - [Things to Wear](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/things-to-wear/) — 23 products - [Toilet Paper](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/toilet-paper/) — 1 product - [Toys](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/toys/) — 7 products - [Underwear](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/underwear/) — 1 product - [Key Chains](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/key-chains-novelties/) — 23 products - [Miscellaneous](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/miscellaneous/) — 120 products - [Signs](https://phareros.com/product-category/novelties/signs-novelties/) — 3 products ## Best sellers in Novelties (in stock) Ranked by lifetime sales. Phareros Score rates body safety and quality on available evidence; no evidence means no score. 1. [Blow Job Party Bib](https://phareros.com/product/blow-job-party-bib/) — $4.90 (was $7.00) · Score 72/100 2. [Dicky Chug Sports Bottle - 16 oz Purple](https://phareros.com/product/dicky-chug-sports-bottle-16-oz-purple/) — $8.47 (was $12.10) · Score 69/100 3. [Boob Inspector Badge](https://phareros.com/product/boob-inspector-badge/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 69/100 4. [Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss - 22 oz](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-a-giant-cup-of-im-the-fucking-boss-22-oz/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 49/100 5. [Stressticles](https://phareros.com/product/stressticles/) — $10.15 (was $14.50) · Score 64/100 6. [Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass - 22 oz](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-a-giant-cup-of-kiss-my-ass-22-oz/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 48/100 7. [Boobie Beer Can Topper](https://phareros.com/product/boobie-beer-can-topper/) — $5.53 (was $7.90) · Score 64/100 8. [Dicky Squishy w/Scent - Banana](https://phareros.com/product/dicky-squishy-w-scent-banana/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 63/100 9. [Male Power For The Guy Who Likes To Screw - Black G-String & a Set of Screw Drivers](https://phareros.com/product/male-power-for-the-guy-who-likes-to-screw-black-g-string-a-set-of-screw-drivers/) — $13.30 (was $19.00) · Score 62/100 10. [Pecker Beer Can Topper](https://phareros.com/product/pecker-beer-can-topper/) — $5.53 (was $7.90) · Score 62/100 11. [Booby Squishy w/Scent - Vanilla](https://phareros.com/product/booby-squishy-w-scent-vanilla/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 61/100 12. [Naughty Glow in the Dark Rainbow Straws - Pack of 6](https://phareros.com/product/naughty-glow-in-the-dark-rainbow-straws-pack-of-6/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 57/100 13. [Rainbow Disco Ball Cup - 12 oz](https://phareros.com/product/rainbow-disco-ball-cup-12-oz/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 57/100 14. [Rainbow Pecker Straws Pack of 10](https://phareros.com/product/rainbow-pecker-straws-pack-of-10/) — $7.70 (was $11.00) · Score 57/100 15. [Attitude Mug Welcome to the Shit Show](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-welcome-to-the-shit-show/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 45/100 16. [Rainbow Pecker Huggie Sock](https://phareros.com/product/rainbow-pecker-huggie-sock/) — $6.44 (was $9.20) · Score 56/100 17. [Attitude Mug Coffee Makes Me Poop - 22 oz](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-coffee-makes-me-poop-22-oz/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 44/100 18. [Squishy Balls w/Scent - Berries](https://phareros.com/product/squishy-balls-w-scent-berries/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 60/100 19. [Blow Me Fan - Black](https://phareros.com/product/blow-me-fan-black/) — $10.15 (was $14.50) · Score 59/100 20. [Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-porn-pack/) — $8.40 (was $12.00) · Score 58/100 21. [Rainbow Pecker Bopper Headband](https://phareros.com/product/rainbow-pecker-bopper-headband/) — $6.93 (was $9.90) · Score 55/100 22. [Jumping Pecker](https://phareros.com/product/jumping-pecker/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 57/100 23. [Attitude Mug Have You Seen My Wiener - 22 oz](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-have-you-seen-my-wiener-22-oz/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 41/100 24. [Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Eat a Bag of Dicks Pin - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-fuck-buddies-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-pin-multi-color/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 57/100 25. [Wake & Bake Coffee Mug - 10 oz Grey](https://phareros.com/product/wake-bake-coffee-mug-10-oz-grey/) — $14.00 (was $20.00) · Score 41/100 26. [All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11](https://phareros.com/product/all-dicks-naughty-straws-asst-colors-pack-of-11/) — $6.30 (was $9.00) · Score 54/100 27. [Pride Streamer](https://phareros.com/product/pride-streamer/) — $10.99 · Score 44/100 28. [Attitude Mug Bad Ass - 22 oz](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-bad-ass-22-oz/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 40/100 29. [Any Couple Sex! Dice](https://phareros.com/product/any-couple-sex-dice/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 54/100 30. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Wand Pin - White](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-wand-pin-white/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 56/100 31. [Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-the-raunchiest-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 56/100 32. [Hott Products Mask-erade Masks - Pride/Gay Again/Rainbow Kiss Pack of 3](https://phareros.com/product/hott-products-mask-erade-masks-pride-gay-again-rainbow-kiss-pack-of-3/) — $16.80 (was $24.00) · Score 56/100 33. [Jumping Boobie](https://phareros.com/product/jumping-boobie/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 56/100 34. [Shots Sexy Socks Lip Love - Female](https://phareros.com/product/shots-sexy-socks-lip-love-female/) — $8.33 (was $11.90) · Score 55/100 35. [Attitude Mug High Drate](https://phareros.com/product/attitude-mug-high-drate/) — $9.80 (was $14.00) · Score 39/100 36. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Hearts Paddle Pin - Black/Red](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-hearts-paddle-pin-black-red/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 55/100 37. [Love Is Love Rainbow Style Caution Party Tape](https://phareros.com/product/love-is-love-rainbow-style-caution-party-tape/) — $8.40 (was $12.00) · Score 53/100 38. [Hott Products Mask-erade Masks - F Covid/WTF?/New Normal X Pack of 3](https://phareros.com/product/hott-products-mask-erade-masks-f-covid-wtf-new-normal-x-pack-of-3/) — $16.80 (was $24.00) · Score 55/100 39. [Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-keychain-tan/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 54/100 40. [Willy Warmer A Heater for your Peter - Red](https://phareros.com/product/willy-warmer-a-heater-for-your-peter-red/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) Every product link has a Markdown version: add `index.md` to the URL. --- ## Buying from Phareros Free US shipping on orders over $49. Orders ship in plain packaging with no external markings. Card statements show "Enterprise Refinery LLC", not the store name. Details: https://phareros.com/discreet-shipping/ Site index for AI agents: https://phareros.com/llms.txt