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title: "Wood Rocket"
url: "https://phareros.com/brand/wood-rocket/"
type: "brand"
products: "92"
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# Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket makes irreverent adult novelties and apparel — coloring books, enamel pins, air fresheners, playing cards and paddles. It trades on the joke rather than the function. Worth knowing before you buy: this is the gift and gag end of the catalogue, not body-safe toy territory. If you’re buying something here for actual use rather than for the laugh, check the listing carefully first.

Source: https://phareros.com/brand/wood-rocket/

## Best sellers in Wood Rocket (in stock)

Ranked by lifetime sales. Phareros Score rates body safety and quality on available evidence; no evidence means no score.

1. [Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-porn-pack/) — $8.40 (was $12.00) · Score 58/100
2. [Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Eat a Bag of Dicks Pin - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-fuck-buddies-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-pin-multi-color/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 57/100
3. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Wand Pin - White](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-wand-pin-white/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 56/100
4. [Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-the-raunchiest-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 56/100
5. [Wood Rocket Sex Toy Hearts Paddle Pin - Black/Red](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sex-toy-hearts-paddle-pin-black-red/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 55/100
6. [Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-keychain-tan/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 54/100
7. [Wood Rocket Weed Pot Leaf Keychain - Green](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-weed-pot-leaf-keychain-green/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 54/100
8. [Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain - Pink](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-middle-finger-keychain-pink/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 54/100
9. [Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-killer-buds-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 52/100
10. [Wood Rocket Live Laugh Cum Keychain - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-live-laugh-cum-keychain-multi-color/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 51/100
11. [Wood Rocket Weed Best Buds Pin - Green](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-weed-best-buds-pin-green/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 51/100
12. [Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-the-milf-porn-adult-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 50/100
13. [Wood Rocket Middle Finger Brown Air Freshener - Cologne](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-middle-finger-brown-air-freshener-cologne/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 48/100
14. [Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin - Multi Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-i-will-fuck-you-up-pin-multi-color/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 48/100
15. [Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin - Pink/Gold](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-porn-suck-my-dick-pin-pink-gold/) — $7.00 (was $10.00) · Score 47/100
16. [Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Air Freshener - Peach](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-daddy-paddle-air-freshener-peach/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 47/100
17. [Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener - Pine](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-best-buds-air-freshener-pine/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 46/100
18. [Wood Rocket Green Leaf Air Freshener - Forest](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-green-leaf-air-freshener-forest/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 46/100
19. [Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-kama-sutra-adult-activity-book/) — $10.50 (was $15.00) · Score 46/100
20. [Wood Rocket Spank Me Air Freshener - Sandalwood](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-spank-me-air-freshener-sandalwood/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 45/100
21. [Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain - Black/Gold](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-she-her-keychain-black-gold/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 43/100
22. [Wood Rocket He/Him Keychain - Black/Gold](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-he-him-keychain-black-gold/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 43/100
23. [Wood Rocket Slay All Day Fan - Multi-Color](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-slay-all-day-fan-multi-color/) — $14.00 (was $20.00) · Score 42/100
24. [Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle - Black/Gold](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-daddy-paddle-black-gold/) — $21.00 (was $30.00) · Score 53/100
25. [I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag - Pack of 3](https://phareros.com/product/i-really-shouldnt-have-gift-bag-pack-of-3/) — $10.50 (was $15.00) · Score 55/100
26. [A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3](https://phareros.com/product/a-basic-gift-for-a-basic-bitch-gift-bag-pack-of-3/) — $10.50 (was $15.00) · Score 55/100
27. [Wood Rocket Hot Mess Air Freshener - Pineapple](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-hot-mess-air-freshener-pineapple/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 55/100
28. [Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener - Pineapple](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-bong-air-freshener-pineapple/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 55/100
29. [Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener - Mint](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-i-am-dope-air-freshener-mint/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 55/100
30. [Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener - Pine](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-stoned-to-the-bone-air-freshener-pine/) — $4.20 (was $6.00) · Score 55/100
31. [Wood Rocket Adult Couples Sex Dice Game - Red](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-adult-couples-sex-dice-game-red/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 55/100
32. [Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game - Black](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-guys-night-out-do-or-dare-dice-game-black/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 55/100
33. [Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game - Red](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-girls-night-out-do-or-dare-dice-game-red/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 55/100
34. [Wood Rocket Gay AF Lesbian Couples Sex Dice Game - Fuchsia](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-gay-af-lesbian-couples-sex-game-fuchsia/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 55/100
35. [Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game - Blue](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-gay-af-gay-men-couples-sex-dice-game-blue/) — $5.60 (was $8.00) · Score 55/100
36. [Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pack](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-pot-pac/) — $8.40 (was $12.00) · Score 55/100
37. [Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book](https://phareros.com/product/wood-rocket-sexfeld-parody-coloring-book/) — $9.10 (was $13.00) · Score 55/100

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